I bought some patio furniture yesterday while I was out with a friend. The table is a fairly good size rectangle with a glass top, and not cheap.
Since I don't live too far from the store, we came up with a brilliant idea of stuffing everything into my smallish car that we possibly could...The table went about halfway into my trunk, and we tied it down with bungee cords. The rest of the space was filled with the patio seats. I waited at the store while my friend took everything to my house to drop it off, then come back and get me.
After waiting about 20 minutes, my cell phone rings. An ominous tone from my friend is on the line saying I have a million pieces of glass in my trunk and on the road after it shattered going over a bump.
That was sooooooooooooooo funny.