"I'll take that! Oh wait, does that have mushrooms? Never mind."
"...and the new Transformer movie has THEE best soundtrack I have ever heard in a theater, bar none..."
"I almost sent a scathing email, but I had to pause and regroup..."
"...and he wanted to mount the inductors to the cabinet!! Idiot."
"Excuse me, but my chicken is on fire."
"Is the 'Cheese Toasty' just a cute way of saying grilled cheese?"
"Are you supposed to bake with bananas when they turn that color?"