Funniest or most clever entry in the comments section wins a Klipsch-prize:
Suit jackets make nice false corners.
Paul - the "Guess which hand has the Klipschorn" game is still not fun.
Now Paul what do you have behind your back? The first time it was the BS Button..... You haven't moved to other methods of stopping BS have you? Paul?
I love this new thong underwear, feels like I am wearing nothing.
"I'm gonna count to three, and if you are still leaning on my speaker your gonna wish you were looking for a job in Siberia".
Tha wife won't let you keep them ?
Maybe you should get rid of her .
This new learning amazes me, tell me again how sheep's bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes.
'DUDES- I'm telling you- we took a photo with Christy Canyon and this here Klipschorn just last week"
mmmm yes, Mahogany is the sexiest of all the exotic woods, isn't it?
This plant stand is just the right height.... now where's that fancy speaker you've been telling me about?
What do you mean if I scratch it I buy it?
No Paul, I voted against Prop 8, can't you tell by my tie?
Why are my pants legs fluttering?
Free? Your kidding!! But, as I've said before, I'll trade you for a good 5 watt amp.
Yes, that is St. Francis on the wall and yes, the Klipschorn sounds that good.
So what do I have to do to put you in this speaker today?
With one system operating, it will radiate better than one acoustic watt down at the lowest frequencies in music with low distortion.
Yeah Paul, like I'm really going to pull your finger when you're connected to a loudspeaker.
Actually, I forgot my belt and I'm holding up my pants.
We have random drug testing.......
No, I'm not a southpaw. Guess what time the watch on my left hand is set to.
Senator Franken, I know that Winthrop Rockefeller attributed his successful career to the ability of the Heresy to motivate the crowds, but don't you think lugging a full Klipschorn system from town to town is a bit, er, over the top?
Franken, move away from the Klilpschorn, your blocking the mids.
OK Paul, now I've heard everything. You want us to start selling these things in PAIRS?!?
So Paul, I hear you've got an electroshock machine hidden away.... can I try it out sometime?
I'm telling you for the last time. Mine's bigger than yours.
If you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back, I'll give you this here speaker.
Engineering determining the size? Not at all. I made them this height so I could lean on them comfortably at parties and not have to listen to guests!
"Do you think people will be looking at this picture in 53 years and make it seem like we are saying funny things?"
Well yes the Klipschorn is expensive but someday you will be passing these down for your grandkids to enjoy!
So Paul! How long before you produce the 2-Way Klipschorn you have talked about?
Paul, I don't think my tie is THAT bad...
I'm serious...I'll arm wrestle both of you right now.
Button up your jacket--this speaker already has a partner.
I designed this speaker with one hand tied behind my back !
Paul,
Boys, guess what's in my hand and you can have this Klilpschorn!
Where did you get that Ugly tie??????
"I am not lying? This bad boy will go from zero to 120dbs in side of 3 seconds!"
"I prefer the 'B' model, but perhaps the 'C' model would be a better height for you"
We and the congregation thank you for the donated Klipschorns. Paul "Donated Hell! That going to be $1795.00 each".
What's that you say? Your mom cuts your hair. I bet you save a lot of money that way.
Get a grip Paul! It was hard enough to get my wife to let me have 1 Klipschorn in the house and now you're telling me I need 2? The 1st one took a carat, the 2nd might take 2 carats!
"If you scratched this cabinet here with your watch, I have something behind my back for you."
"If you believe that your company's speaker is more efficient than this one, I have something behind my back for you."
What do you mean I now need 2 Klipschorns?
That's right, Paul, how did you know I bought this tie at Walmart?
Did you hear the worlds safer,they locked Tommy Chong
Paul "Hay guys want to smoke some Dope From Hope?"
This meeting of bad hair anonymous will now come to order!
"100 watts??!! Normally I keep this inside my lapel, but I have something behind my back to show you!"
So Paul.....after a Kitchorn (is that what you call it?) listening session, does everyone's hair undergo the same transformation as Bill & I here??
The world only needs how many good watts?
Nice watch you're wearing. For the same money you could've bought this Klipschorn, three watches like mine -- and a slide rule.
Now Tell me how the company got its name Ed, Well you can thank Paul here for that...it was the "darnedest' thing, i couldn't come up with nothing, till one morning he walked in wearing that taupe, and Klipschorn was born!
