It's that time again! Funniest or most clever entry in the comments section wins a Klipsch-prize:
I said guess a number between 1 and 10!
I guarantee it will take off from a conveyor belt!
Should we mount the Klipschorns pointing down for lift or back for thrust?
PWK: "No, I don't make home deliveries on Christmas Eve."
Sir, we've removed the luggage and installed the K-horns, tube amps and battery power supply as you requested. However, we're still having trouble with the turntable's tracking performance during barrel-rolls.
Not "guess what hand the tweeter is in" again?
A little screen that shows you where you are based on things in outer space? Sir, you may be clever, but that would never be possible... GPS, Hmmpfff.
PWK: You said I couldn't use the runway so I didn't....feel free to complain to the FAA all you want, I've been a pilot longer than they've been a bureaucracy!
will this be enough cable for your headset?
Guess which hand the keys are in...
Would you mind next time not to use my luggage as a wheel-chalk?
PWK , "and further more, let just say how very proud I am............."
Paul I'll let you fly my plain if you listen to my speaker cables......
Out of the Clear Blue of the Western Sky Comes-Sky Klipsch!
"I don't care WHAT you do with that cable, you simply can NOT fly the plane."
"okay, if you can guess what I have behind my back, you don't have to ride on the wing!"
I don't care how many of those little cubes you can sell Amar, there not going on my plane !
PWK.." If you don't give me back my rear view mirror were gonna have a problem!"
Sonar, radar, high frequency, low frequency.... who cares as long as it isn't Bose!
Sir, we've put two of every Klipsch speaker on the plane, but I still don't think there's a flood coming.
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". "
PWK: "Bullshit"
"Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't, it's just a flesh wound, I've had worse"
PWK: "I told you i listen to the orchestra in my chair at home..... there's no way that wires going to reach Hope.."
"For the last time Paul, we could get $100 a foot for this wire if your name is on it".
To PWK: "Budget contraints: This is all they would give me." PWK: "Hrrmphk! I can't sell to those dome-heads without my equipment. What do they think I am, a miracle worker?" Answer to PWK: "Yes!"
To PWK: "The COO said to stick the end of this cable into your coat pocket and speak into the mic. Volumes will come out." PWK: "Hrrrmmphhk! The table of contents, maybe."
WHO'S wearing two watches?
Just WHAT do you think you're going to do with that Sigmoidoscopy scope?!?
"I'm telling you, with all that Cable, and built from Plywood, there is no way that Hughs' Spruce Goose is gonna take off!"
PWK about to let a "Bull ***!" FLY!!
Rog
PWK; "That is NOT what I meant when I said,Fly by wire!"
PWK; "Give Thebes back his wire Ya Big Bully"
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
"I found your wire in the luggage Mr. Klipsch, now may I have the plane's keys sir?"
I am sorry Mr Klipsch, your flight has been canceled
Hey Paul, Is it ture the speakers you have designed play louder than this plane?
I just built the Klipschhorn, now its time to find the Ark of the Covenant
forgot to add, queue Indiana Jones music.
Do what you need to do but I really didn't mean to run through that flock of Geese.
PWK: You heard me right! I am going to fly this plane with both my arms tied behind my back to Los Angelos.
Amelia has got nothing on me! By the way, how about some help loading my Klipsch gear?
sorry, since there are no corners, you're going to have to go with a bose system.
"No, Bill, the most difficult part was the landing, and avoiding the FEMA trailers..."
(added just for fun: I already won a prize!)
PWK: "See I told you my head could touch the wing"
Just how many Klipschorns can you fit in there?
To PWK: "This is all we recovered after your last sales pitch. It's a wonder they didn't take the carpet!"
PWK: "Hrrmmpff! Two questions: "Do I get a bonus? and Where is my copilot?"
(modif of previous) To PWK: "This is all we recovered after your last sales pitch. It's a wonder they didn't take the carpet!" PWK: "Hrmmpff! Two questions: Do I need to cut back on the emotive part? and Do I get a bonus?"
