Intimate party for ... five? Let the captions fly for this 1970s lifestyle photo featuring a 3-channel Heritage system. Cleverest entry wins a Klipsch prize!
So this is what it means to be the fifth wheel...
His date must have walked too close to the K Horn and she was "blown away"
So how about that Phillies game huh? Guys?!
I say Thorny, that's a nice pair!
We better finish our drinks before Dad gets back, hey guys? Guys? Guys?
Why is no one paying attention to me!! This is my party !!
Thought balloon from guy facing camera, “But my Klipsh system will still look and sound keen in 2009”.
Tag line: Sound investment never goes out of style.
Good gravy, I've got a typo on the most important word.
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Thought balloon from guy facing camera, “But my Klipsch system will still look and sound keen in 2009”.
You ladies know what they say about guys with big speakers, right?
Jim's sitting in the sweet spot and barely listening to the music.
Girl on the chiar asks the guy "why do your two dressers in the corner not have drawers on them?"
Like a good bottle of whiskey Klipsch only get better with age. The same cant be said about the women...
Is this the set for "Mad Men"?
*Lone man turns to the K Horn* Ah, how could I forget tonight's most honorable guest, how are you dear?
Now how do I get them to leave the sofa so I can really hear these babies sing?
Even 'Nerds' love great sound!
Moments to remember through great sound!
Do these striped pants make my speakers look big?
"Someone get me that decorator!!!!!!!!!"
Where multi-channel sound all started-The 'Heresy' Center Channel!!!!
The 'Heresy' put great sound where it ought to be-in the middle of things.
I hate that annoying Stu... he gets the girl and the sweet spot
It's surprising John's single, I hear he has an excellent Heritage.
Alone you say? HA! I know will not grow tired or weary of my Klipsch 3-channel Heritage system unlike my past lovers.
You say I haven't found love yet? I say you are wrong! There is nothing like platonic love like the Klipsch 3-channel Heritage system. Why I can have soothing music while I go to sleep or if there is a noisy dog my 3-channel Heritage system will make that dog as quiet as a mouse! No sir, there is nothing like platonic love... Why I am sure Jane over there is wishing she had one right now!
"You guys wanna play musical chairs?"
AMBIANCE by Klipsch!
KLIPSCH! (Bringing people together since 1946)
As the rutting season begins, male horn display is one of the primary factors that establish herd dominance and subsequent mating opportunities. Immature or weaker males, lacking substantial horns, may attempt to challenge rivals; however, they will be quickly driven from the herd.
"There goes my next stimulus check!!!!!!"
"You guys wanna see me crank up and break some serious glass???"
Can you say; Ultimate Trio????
Klipsch, something to be heard, not seen, unlike the sucker in glasses...
Little Jack Horner looked at his corner and wished that a Klipschorn was there.
He sold some wild honey, saved up his money and went out and bought him a pair!
Last one:
The center seemed lacking so Jack went packing and borrowed some dough from his dad.
He then solved the riddle with a Cornwall in the middle now his sound is TOTALLY RAD!!!!!!!!!
...and so if I stand right here the vibrations will mix the perfect Martini, shaken not stirred.
Klipsch a legend in sound and bartending.
Every swing'n bachelor pad should have Klipshorns.
With the mighty Klipschorns in this room nobody notices my pot plants.
Remember....it's KLIPSCH not KITSCH.
You've got your Animal House in my Weird Science! Pledges!!
For the ultimate in GROOVY, it's KLIPSCH.
Dig my new KLIPSCH speakers, man.
Immediately following the final crescendo of Doberman’s Third Concerto Grosso for Tuba and
Glockenspiel, Ted’s date locked herself in the powder room having relived an episode from band
practice which filled her with nameless horrors. Understanding nothing, Ted wonders whether
the four pillow acoustic absorber should be relocated.
Let's listen to IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA on my KLIPSCH
HERITAGE system.
for the TRIPPIEST sound....KLIPSCH
Having casually overheard bits and pieces of hifi talk from the guys at work, Clifford had always wanted to sit in the wet spot. Tonight's shindig, and Dave's highballs might afford him that opportunity.
Has anyone heard this new band yet? They're called called Led Zeppelin. Let me play them for you on my new Heritage system.
"My apartment smells of rich mahogany..."
It's the sound.
The Heritage Collection-Timeless excellence in sound.
The Heritage Series-Uncompromising in every detail. Sound, Beauty and Value!
The Heritage Collection-Best Then-Better Now!
Anyone for a threesome?
She would have been talking to me if my parents had bought Klipsch...
If I moved that couch a few feet over... I could sit right between them and then I'd be in the sweet spot.
"Snikes!!!"..Bill thinks to himself.."Slick Steve used the old place the drink glass on top the K-horn trick to take the best seat in the house and horn in on my girlfriend"
Why do I always have to be the center channel?
"So that's what you meant when you said you wanted to KLIPSCH me !!"
"KLIPSCH, me baby !!"
With the Klipsch 3-channel Heritage system your friends will never call you "square" again.
New archaelogical evidence, unearthed from lower paleolithic dwellings, suggests that early Homo sapien cultures incorporated surprisingly sophisticated music into their savage reproductive rituals.
For the hippiest, craziest sound ... it's KLIPSCH
Well at least I don't have to deal with WAF ..
scenes from a Klipsch marriage counseling session.
"I say Muffy, I'll think you'll find these KLIPSCH speakers sound quite extraordinary compared to those
baby Advent speakers you have"
"Why do I get all creeped out when there's an engineer in the room?"
"Just don't look at him, and eventually he'll go away."
But when I open the garage door, the Cornwall falls over.
He shouldn't get the girl AND the sweet spot.
[quote]"Why do I get all creeped out when there's an engineer in the room?"
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rotfloltiwmpThat'll be hard to top.
Xray vision provides Clark with much internal merriment.
Yeah she got the Ferrari, the house in the Hamptons, and she now owns my business.......soooo, its not like she got my K's! Really dodged one there
The sound says it all!
Poor John never gets any girls, instead of Klipsch he bought Bose.
I hate it when I get stuck being the 3rd channel!
"Let the 46th annual meeting of the Hamptons Audiophile Club come to order."
"I'd like to propose a toast to PWK ."
I promise there are 5 people in the picture.
Chester misunderstood what the Swingers' Hi-Fi Club meant when they invited him to stop by for a Ménage à trois.
As soon I get this boring quad outa here, it will be just me, Todd Rundgren and the radiance of my Klipsch trio!
...and that stinky, leafy plant over there!
Klipsch! ...always the life of the party!
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...and much better that most!
¨Just keep looking at me and don't turn your head. Do like Randall and Betty are doing--ignore Poindexter. Pretend we can't hear him because of the music and maybe that *** will leave to go get another drink or something.¨
So, is it a deal?
Comments closed so I can pick a winner! This will not be easy...
