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  1. 23 minutes ago, geezin' said:

    Don't care. 'Taint the first time you stuck yer beak in my posts.

    Oh I see now.  For some reason I am subject to a different set of response rules as anyone else here.  WTF?  It isn't the first time I have ever posted either, ffs.  I have also given a "like" to several of your posts too, damn I guess I should apologize?  

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    When there seems to be misunderstandings here, and if those here truly value each other and the possibility of friendly interaction and understanding, then I highly recommend communicating via private messages.  Why not?  Preconceived notions can be confirmed or discarded and greater understanding result.  Or does that just piss people off?

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    Flakes, flakes
    Flakes, flakes
    They don't do no good
    They never be workin' when they oughta should
    They waste your time
    They're wastin' mine
    California's got the most of them
    Boy, they got a host of them
    
    Swear to God they got the most
    At every business on the coast, yeah
    Swear to god they got the most
    At every business on the coast
    They got the flakes
    
    Flakes, flakes
    
    They can't fix your brakes
    You ask 'em, "where's my motor?"
    "Well, it was eaten by snakes"
    You can stab and shoot and spit
    But they won't be fixin' it
    They're lyin' and lazy
    They can be drivin' you crazy
    
    Swear to god they got the most
    At every business on the coast, yeah
    Swear to god they got the most
    At every business on the coast
    Take it away, Bob
    
    I asked as nice as I could
    If my job would
    Somehow be finished by Friday
    Well, the whole damn weekend came and went, Frankie
    Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?
    You know what, they didn't do nothin'
    But they charged me double for Sunday
    
    Now, you know, no matter what you do
    They gonna cheat and rob you
    And then they'll give you a bill
    That'll get your senses reelin'
    And if you do not pay
    They got computer collectors
    That'll get you so crazy 
    'Til your head'll go through the ceilin'
    Yes it will
    
    I'm a moron and this is my wife
    She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
    All what we got here's American made
    It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed
    Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles 'n breaks
    We just get on the phone and call up some Flakes
    They rush on over and wreck it some more
    And we are so dumb, they're linin' up at our door
    Well, my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
    The plumber he says, "never flush a tampoon"
    This great information cost me half a week's pay
    And the toilet blew up later on the next day, ay, ay
    Yay, yay, yay
    Yay, yay, yay
    Yay, yay, yay
    Blew up the next day
    Woo
    
    One, two, three, four
    
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    Flakes, flakes
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    Flakes, flakes
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    Flakes, flakes
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    One, two, three, four (flakes)
    
    Ah, ah, ah, ah (bow, dow, dow, dow)
    Ah, ah, ah, ah (bow, dow, dow, dow)
    Ah, ah, ah, ah (bow, dow, dow, dow)
    Ah, ah, ah, ah 
    
    We are millions and millions
    We're coming to get you
    We're protected by unions
    So don't let it upset you
    Can't escape the conclusion
    It's probably God's will
    That civilization
    Will grind to a standstill
    And we are the people
    Who will make it all happen
    While your children is sleepin'
    Your puppy is crappin'
    You might call us flakes
    Or something else you might coin us
    We know you're so greedy
    That you'll probably join us
    
    We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
    We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
    We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
    We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you
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