Engrave your name and phone number on an inconspicuous spot on your next pair.
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PS. "Dufas" is spelled Doofus. []
doofus
Main Entry: doo·fus
Pronunciation: \'dü-f?s, -fis\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural doo·fus·es \-f?-siz\
Etymology: perhaps alteration of 1goof
Date: 1960
slang : a stupid, incompetent, or foolish person