dB Cooper

I'd hate to judge all Cerwin Vegas by the model a family member owns, but man, they sound bad. The highs sound like they are buried in carpet, the bass is totally out of control--one note blastissimo and flabby over the rest of the spectrum. And, the funny part is the owner keeps raving about how great they sound. Of course I just nod. And, hey, if he grooves to 'em, you know, who am I to stand in his way. But hell would be stuck for eternity with this pair.

Very Nice. And, you've got Nipper (isn't that his name), the RCA dog!