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JL Sargent

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    Tampa squeaks by New England. Mac Jones played a hell of a game. It's 4th and 3 and you ask a kicker to go 56 yds in a down pour to make a last chance field goal? Go for the 1st down instead. Tampa Tom does it one more time.

     

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  1. Saturday night at 6:30pm Central time the #10 Penn State Nittanny Lions will be hosting the #22 Auburn Tigers at Beaver Stadium in the annual White Out game. I will state here and now that if Penn State plays at a level less than their best, then the Auburn Tigers will win.

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    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
    His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
    He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
    Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
    The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
    The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
     
     
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  3. Tulane (probably doesn't even have power right now) loses to OK by 5 after a phantom pass interference call on an interception in the 4th quarter. That's not the 2nd best team in the country, no sir. Let's see what Clemson/Georgia looks like tonight. As for Alabama, well, they are who we thought they were.

     

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