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  1. OO1

    Jokes?

    A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street. The driver said he could explain why he was speeding, but the police officer said he was going to put him in jail until the Chief got back, but lucky for the driver that the chief will be in a good mood because he is at his daughter's wedding. The driver said, "Don't count on it. I'm the groom."
  2. OO1

    Jokes?

    A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: "Our food has arrived! Let's eat!" His wife reminded him: "Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!" Her husband replied: "That's at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook..."
  3. OO1

    Jokes?

    A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife's hearing. The doctor says, "Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you." The man goes home, sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Nothing. He gets halfway to her and repeats the same question. Nothing. Very concerned, he gets right behind her and asks again "What's for dinner?" She turns around and says "For the THIRD time, beef stew!"
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    Jokes?

    My friend had the solution to forgetting his wife’s birthday and their wedding anniversary: He opened an account with a local florist and provided it with both dates as well as instructions to send flowers and a card signed “Your loving husband ” For a few years, it worked. Then one day, he came home on their wedding anniversary. He saw the flowers on the dining room table and said, “What nice flowers. Where did you get them?
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    Jokes?

    last year I entered a marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied, "You really want to know?" so I dropped out of the race.
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    Jokes?

    What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko.
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    Jokes?

    For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress. "Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"
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    Jokes?

    What did one Japanese bee say to the other? Wasabi
  9. Horseradish, in a Bloody Mary no way , might as well use Wasabi
  10. Hendrix was 1 of the youngest most talented guitarists of the late sixties , and he unfortunately passed away , at the height of an Era of the Vietnam War which also took the lives of Joplin and Morrison in the span of 1 year -
  11. the Military use it as a recruiting tool , and a way to Valorize the Men/Women who Serve , why not - ----
  12. it will never happen , in the USA ,or Canada , and definitely never in Hockey -
  13. I've used a dremel tool with great success , then buff , and paint
  14. you did not like the klipsch subs
  15. OO1

    Covid19 redux

    Partial article The West must ensure China pays for its role in the spread of Covid-19 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/24/west-must-ensure-china-pays-role-spread-covid-19/
  16. - this mix looks like a winner -----tx Carl
  17. OO1

    Covid19 redux

    Exclusive: Coronavirus began 'as an accident' in Chinese lab, says former MI6 boss https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/06/03/exclusive-coronavirus-began-accident-disease-escaped-chinese/
  18. OO1

    Covid19 redux

    UK -Ex-MI6 boss says coronavirus likely engineered in Wuhan lab https://www.foxnews.com/world/ex-mi6-boss-says-coronavirus-likely-engineered-in-wuhan-lab
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    Covid19 redux

    Why Scientists Think The Novel Coronavirus Developed Naturally — Not In A Chinese Lab https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-scientists-think-the-novel-coronavirus-developed-naturally-not-in-a-chinese-lab/
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    Covid19 redux

    Scientists: 'Exactly zero' evidence COVID-19 came from a lab https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/05/scientists-exactly-zero-evidence-covid-19-came-lab
  21. OO1

    Covid19 redux

    Llama antibody engineered to block coronavirus https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/llama-antibody-engineered-block-coronavirus
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