MKP'S BOSS

lots of good laughs on this thread... i haven't been here for very long, but would certainly miss your critiques on, lets say...butt shots?? lol. keep reading....you belong here... smooches.

yes..... you are a sick man MKP :-) sooooooo.... being the non-tech i am... i google kp-600 boxes to see what they are. and they are SOMETHING... and so was this... https://www.google.com/search?q=klipsch+kp+600+pic&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=979&tbm=isch&imgil=_94MMOShIXU3OM%253A%253Bvu1dznYA_hRqNM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fcommunity.klipsch.com%25252Findex.php%25253F%25252Ftopic%25252F104781-the-biggest-klipsch-rig-mr-david-phipps-opti-case%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=_94MMOShIXU3OM%253A%252Cvu1dznYA_hRqNM%252C_&usg=__w35Yh-mSR_eqI31hheISQjWwh94%3D&ved=0ahUKEwiVxNeExo7LAhXH7CYKHTeKC2MQyjcINw&ei=L6nMVtXwMcfZmwG3lK6YBg#imgrc=BVU1ZkL1WWoqrM%3A and when you click on the page... it gets even better... and MKP wants to know why i am laughing so hard.... p.s. roger -- what are you going to do with all of them?? having a party??

similarly amusing http://www.wayfair.com/The-EX-By-Raffaele-Iannello-The-Ex-2nd-Edition-6-Piece-Knife-Holder-Set-EXXKB-L3494-K~TXE1014.html?refid=GX82559172780-TXE1014_11888518&device=c&ptid=155112919040&PiID%5B%5D=11888518&gclid=CKjji4yHjMsCFQckhgodnMkLGg

HENCE, the creation, formation, appreciation and (possibly, hopefully) emulation of this forum's addiction!!! that is so awesome. you did great!! as for the heartfelt thank you -- you will get that when you hear "wishing you were here" (pink floyd) coming out of that room!! daughters are our life givers. they have to make mistakes in order to learn and grow. granted the daughter mistakes do seem to hurt more, in the end they are that much sweeter when everything evens out. keep breathing fellas... that's all you can do... and pray..... a lot.... ya know....i keep telling MKP i want a system for MY room...

it won't let me post the video...

purring like a kitten..... the car.... i think it's time for a law suit... sexual harassment..... in the workplace.....

he IS a museum...lol

in keeping with your theme... this impressed me https://youtu.be/GxhWyaD_SUQ

Valentines day is very special to us. On this day in 1995 my only brother died at the age of 38. He was a sweetheart and prankster! Also on this day in 2010, my only grandson was born. Took most of the sting out of the day. Already we see so much of my brother in him! Life is incredible... As for the "lovers" part of it... You have noooo idea! We started as a one night stand that never ended... Happy valentines day to every beating klipsch heart!

Very nice of her to make a turnaround like that, for many it never get's to that point. Your lucky. truer words have never been spoken. we are thankful for everyday... one day at a time...,

she says that all the time. in the last couple years she was really down on herself because she was 31, living with her parents (and her kids) when she 'should' be like the other single moms that are working and juggling 2 kids and school and rent and groceries, etc "i'm such a piece of sh*t" we would constantly tell her that "it takes a village" and just let it be'' "you are taking college courses for your future" nothing was good enough NOW - at least since january 8 - she says NOW I KNOW WHY ....if i had a job and a lease and lived far away, i would have quit my job, abandoned my lease and brought my kids to live with mom BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE I NEED TO BE. this was god's plan all along. she always called my mother 'mom' and i have always been 'mommy.' yup - 31 and still calling me 'mommy.' it works. life really is remarkable. never say never. my mother was always her favorite person in the world. they are so silly together - always have been. there is so much laughter in mom's house. it keeps mom's life stimulating, and laughter IS the best medicine. on my 50th birthday, she posted( n my facebook) an old pic of me holding her when she was first born. i will quote her words but will edit some of the 'color' out...and you have to read it phonetically...kids today (30 yrs old) This is me and u about 30 yrs ago, ur strength n love is what kept me in a stable loving home growing up, ur teaching me these things along w others such as bein stubborn, totally self sufficient when necessary and jus overall BEING A SURVIVOR NO MATTER WHAT is what kept me alive all the years I was gone.. today u r 50 FKIN YRS OLD n our family is all alive n healthy, crazy as ever n most importantly UNITED... We r truly blessed.. I know that Ricky watches over u w such pride, n ur parents r so proud, u r truly their success story bc much like me u were the bad one, but as we know THE BAD ONES R THE MOST LOYAL N DEPENDABLE... I love u mommy, my kids n I r so lucky to have u... yup...when this girl puts her mind to it, she can move mountains. and we all live one day at a time. she has the strength of my mother. and the mouth of a sailor (or mechanic...or his wife...)

can i 'like' this a MILLION times??????

TABLET COMPETITION.... stoney or the forum??? this is a screenshot from the video.... this cat thinks he is a dog...

we would really crank benny goodman for dad. he couldn't sit still! he loved it. a man of good taste. i bought a bunch so we could play it for him, and we wound up playing it for ourselves!!! when the mood strikes...gotta have benny goodman!!!

Good morning folks. Popped my head up for a little air. Saw this and thought of you.

i got yer carrot...

Thanks to each of you for your heartfelt sympathies. You are such a great support. It makes no logical sense, but it is true. MKP and I are so tied up in the minute to minute with moms care. First thing in the morning til bedtime. You truly help him, and I am so glad he found you. My husband doesn't go to church but he is the best Christian I have ever known. He is exceptional. There is no way I can thank him enough for everything he has done and is doing. Caring for a treasured loved one with the needs of an infant is truly difficult. He does what needs to be done without asking or needing to be asked because that is who he is. Then he holds her and tells her how much he loves her. And shortly after that, they start the devilish banter they have always done. I am not one to share publicly. Mkp respects you and looks forward to "being" with you in these forums. I want you to know the character, strength, and dignity of MKP. And I want MKP to know how much I love and appreciate him. Thank you for being you, and if you mention this message to me, I will swear that it is a forgery and someone hacked my account! Lol

happy fabulous friday! congrats carl! enjoy your family! enjoy your time with your daughter, mark. love and home = the best medicine!

being that this is the coffee, cables and COCKTAILS forum, i wanted to share this with you... for adults only... http://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com/woman-gives-vodka-butt-shots-at-bar-on-new-years-causing-riot-after-diarrhea-explosion/

That Wally World pic was so tough to look at, I decided to post a pic of an unusual-looking, horn loaded speaker to see if I can get the burn out of my retinas. . I need one more...O:-)

a post i saw a while ago on facebook.... TexasDeputy [OP] Supporting Member Member # 16316 Join Date Nov 2010 Location Texas Posts 10,439 Liked 13189 times I was kicked out of WalMart My wife insisted that I, her recently retired deputy sheriff husband, accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women; she loved to browse. Yesterday she received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Texas Deputy, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Texas are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. #1 June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. #2 July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. #3 July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. #4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." #5 August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. #6 August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. #7 August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. #8 August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" #9 September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. #10 September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. #11 October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. #12 October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sized funnels. #13 October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" #14 October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" #15 October 21: Placed fake severed hand from Halloween aisle under bag of frozen food in grocery department And last, but not least. #16 October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's notoilet paper in here!" ----------- Now, I am no longer welcome in Walmart. I guess that I will have to buy my cheap Federal Champion 9mm and .45, or my WWB somewhere else. Isn't it great that Academy price matches?

speaking of hump day, i came across a pic of a cactus that my (lesbian) sister gave me. it was really funny because she is so anti-male and shy. i could just picture her in line at lowes with this cactus. we had this cactus in the shop office for years. had been offered sums of money for it. nope -- my cactus. and then it began to wilt...

Anyway........ Mark....let me tell ya, we don't run out of coffee....ever.... The Boss is all over it. If it's less than two pounds in the stash she's on it... She has a deal worked out with the local DD manager..... When she goes to get coffee it's a 100 bones.... This is the Boss's coffee stash.... four accross.....four deep....and the one lone de-caf..... Check in later... MKP :-) GUILTY... However I was not prepared for the broken friggin coffee pot. When Mark said we will stop for coffee on the way to work, I said I am going to the store NOW...show stopper... We have shopped for coffee pots for years. Just like toasters. You find one you like but the reviews are bad. Sometimes I think people just want to b!tch, but sometimes the bad reviews are right. Every coffee pot we have gotten over the last 20 years has cost more than $150. None have lasted more than a couple years. This time I win. Got a Mr coffee basic 12 cup pot for $15. DONE. maybe I will buy another one for a back-up. Maybe another grinder too. Self insurance Did MKP :-) ever tell you that he did not drink coffee before hooking up with me? Lol

What are the speakers next to the La Scalas?Awesome photo! The speakers next to the La Scalas are my Polk SDA 2.3's Which do interrupt the "wall o'klipsch" but man are they nice... Different moods, genres, artists...they get played on appropriate speakers As for the location for our new addition... Undetermined at this time... We haven't heard back from the guy. We called a couple months ago and he was still backed up. This really makes me wonder about human nature. Mark is such a great guy and always gives more than he gets. These speakers have not been easy. I am not waiting YEARS. We were lucky to get them back last time :-[ I would be happy rhino-ing them and cranking them up. We all need a little steam punk now and then, right? Or go big with that gorgeous Persian nut lacquer. Everyone deserves a little nut...⁉

Rorer... Lemon ... And apparently Bill Cosby's drug of choice (accused) Yeah, yeah....I know. I'm going straight to hell. My father said he would save me a seat. Lol