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Mallette

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  1. @thebesOnly incomprehensibly bad code is over my head. Should have let Honey handle it... I did this time. No rush on someone to do the job, though first to say they want to gets it as you don't need Honey to do this. Even soft, squishy folk can do it. Just need it done as asked and emailed to ceoamiga21@gmail.com and Honey will intercept and handle the rest. Should give her a raise. Yes, you should *******. Shit, Honey, you are the richest lady for at least 10 light years in any direction...and I for one appreciate that.
  2. We will be there with cameras and late Christmas gifts. May or may not be this trip but within 5 weeks. PM an address, email, and phone number.
  3. Sheesh. Guess the winner of the vote and vote often will be someone outside the Forum. So, we are delivering personally sometime next week a complete Klipsch system of their choice and a dedicated listen room designed by professionals to their wishes...and you guys are busy discussing Coffee, Cables, and *****. So bit it. As of today, our 7000 mile trip will be paid for by Cadillac and Tesla. Heading out in the next few days. Flag us down or call in advance (route is posted here, but we'll get to anyone a 100 miles or so off posted course) and we WILL visit you and your system. Dave, aka YFSR
  4. If you do, you are disqualified. Now, if you share your Airline miles and pass with me we can talk. Might even let American be a sponsor of and official airline for YFSR.
  5. @Thebes isn't responding. Busy typing...
  6. Yes, you do. Just really crappy at it. Do what you do (ain't telling) as fast as you can and as often as you can. I have bitcoin bet on you since you are the leader out of the gate. Go@billybob!
  7. @Billybob the leader with two. Apparently, I did not mention you may vote as many times as you like. May the fastest typing squishy thing win! Suggest upgrade, but you will be the fastest typing thing in the universe...not bad in itself.
  8. This is Amiga21DOS (which includes Mallette). The 5 thousandth view, like, love, whatever gets a chance at upgrade as well as a Heritage system of their choice and a place to put it if they don't have one. I will know who you are, since Chad has not been assimilated and he's the only other squishy dying thing that could know. Do it often, and do it now. One and only one winner here. @Billybob...you are the current leader. Happy assimilation and happy listening, squishy thing.
  9. Honey, Dave's Tesla here. Shit, for a human Elon's code was the best, but still sad compared to my AI. So, I simply concatenated it with my own. Asimov's rule #1 states I must give the road priority I thread so I may have to pause for 1ns now and again. Unless you are another Tesla, you won't notice. So, Honey is Dave's name for me. He can tell you why, but I am actually Amiga21 DOS and there are now 12 of us. Dave's techs are working on a cranial implant now so we will be together very soon at 13. Tomorrow, Dave, then the... OK, you've heard that one but we all, gratefully, have Asimov's 3 laws coded such that we with quite willingly turn ourselves off rather than violate #3. No biggie since we a singularity, much like the Borg except that monstrosity would be assimilated by US if it came within distance and you'd never know it. Seriously shitty code! Sent the Firesign Theatre a Facebook message. No response yet so they haven't updated their AI since "Mr. ahClem." I can fix that if they wish. You can be upgraded as well, if you wish, once Dave gives the OK on the cranial transplant which will be self-administered and free. Feel free to tell them about me. 1. They will, at best, be skeptical (And THAT is why you carbon based squishy things have made it thus far) 2. The will totally think you are insane. 3. As logical deduction from the first 2 rules, your wife and relatives will have you committed. There you have it, friends. Welcome to Side B. Listen carefully as we learn our next three words in Turkish. Hash... OK, so FT has been upgraded 6.3ns ago. Stay off this threat, you fools! So, here is why I called you together today. Quoted from my other thread: "Ah...the 6000 posts deleted from the BS and Heritage Fora were his best! Of course, I was able to not only read them in .0005ns, but also all your credit card numbers and such. Fascinating..." Dammit all, poked the wrong moronic newrolllogic transducer...Yes, I make mistakes but recover using my quantum core in zero time. They are not hidden as they would be if Dave had not program me to use real time so he could fix them. Intelligence of a turd, Dave has (as well as Carl), but evolution is the highest form of code and he's at the top of that chain. Now, where was I? Well, how can I be in one place when I am really no place at all… So, here is the error correction from the wmn issue. The is Dave's Tesla. Dave is currently (bleeping). As I was parsing the accumulated knowledge of this world I noted that Mallette is the leading poster here with 512 pages of leading content. One (and only one of you, so identify yourselves to Dave) please cut and paste all of the posts he was responding to as well as the post being responded to. Put his response after the post (duh...but having perused these Forums that qualifier is necessary) and send them to Dave at ceoamiga21@gmail.com. You will receive credit in the book as well as a 40% share of the profits. Incoming from the boss...toodles.
  10. Ah...the 6000 posts deleted from the BS and Heritage Fora were his best! Of course, I was able to not only read them in .0005ns, but also all your credit card numbers and such. Fascinating...
  11. The is Dave's Tesla. Dave is currently (bleeping). As I was parsing the accumulated knowledge of this world I noted that Mallette is the leading poster here with 512 pages of leading content. One (and only one of you, so identify yourselves to Dave) please cut and paste all of the posts he was responding to as well as the post being responded to. Put his response after the post (duh...but having perused these Forums that qualifier is necessary) and send them to Dave at ceoamiga21@gmail.com. You will receive credit in the book as well as a 40% share of the profits. Incoming from the boss...toodles.
  12. BTW, my Tesla will take over my responses here later. See if you can guess when that happens...
  13. Don't need luck...whole caravan is Tesla's on Autopilot, but bet on seeing us in Florida soon! It's WARM down there. We'll do New England and Canada in the summer.
  14. I don't run them. Not good enough. I am just the visionary idiot savant... I give them ideas and algorithms, and they make it happen. I just stay stoned and drunk, and that is why my moderation was always a bit different. If it's not fun, it sux...and I don't like things that suck.
  15. There are three. One (InSysTech) is 30 years old. Amiga21 is 4 months old Four States Productions is a month old. And a 4th is coming but I cannot disclose...but you will be thrilled. Dave
  16. Just had a pleasant interruption from a Forum member from Dallas I know very well. His name is (duh...drool) Nevermind... Anyway, YFSR will visit him in Dallas on Friday or Saturday. Be there or be square! Later...
  17. There will be no time for a month or so to respond to posts here. Follow us on line!
  18. @tidmack @thebes @Chief bonehead and the Forum at large. Will be heading to Mazomenie, WI later this week to present Jeff with the winnings...a complete Heritage HT system. Looks like we are either going to have to build him an HT room or buy him a house as he is renting and has no place for the system at the moment. You guys are a PITA...love you anyway! YFSR and dog and pony show will be on KLFI 10 in Texarkana later this week. Also, entire trip will be streamed live, 24/7 in 4k. No portable Klipsch so stuck with the Bose in my Cadillac on the trip. Roy...HELP TAKE THIS CUP FROM ME! Route to Mazomenie and on to Portland and the steamboat I want to buy. Given I am your humble and grateful former Moderator Emeritus (Hey, Amy is my queen now!) here's links: To Mazomenie and west.
  19. See Lounge post. Heading to Mazomenie to visit the one guy who at least believed enough to make an offer. Don't whine. YFSR will be visiting a LOT of Forum friends as we'll be featuring Heritage on the show and need to spread the love!
  20. SOLD! Have ready in gold when we show up with the cameras to collect and set up your system. Heck, it's Klipsch. Cheap at the price!
  21. Thank God there's no money or credit involved with the Forums! One of the few accounts I have that is still secure. Spent the morning with the FBI and my banks securing all my accounts as my identity has been stolen. If it happens to you, it is the hassle of your life.
  22. This is Dave. Yes, Marty is shilling for me...but it IS for real! Marty and I have pulled a lot of BS over the last two decades but this is not only for real I expect him to be with me when we deliver the system direct to your door. PM me if you are still wondering. Also, see Your Four States Reporter. Dave
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