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Lonelobo

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  1. I think we should buy Carl a paint shaker like the paint stores use to mix paint. Maybe not as fast as the Carlmeister, but damn it would dance on the counter better.
  2. I don't think 10 seconds is enough of a delay. Klipschfest debauchery OFTEN exceeds 10 seconds and the decency buffer would overflow and...well, there are children on the internet you know. H$LL, it takes 10 seconds to figure out exactly what IS going on and how many bodies are involved. Then you have to sex them and that gets messy with all the martinis. Just a thought or two.
  3. http://mobile.craigslist.org/ele/4983322616.html
  4. Missed it this year. Had to fund retaining walls. Boring........................... Did the "Time Warp" come with embedded fishnets?
  5. Wasn't Chad the guy who left early with some lame excuse?
  6. Funny, you didn't look THAT old...
  7. Hope you have a howlin good day!
  8. A funny thing happened on the way to the farum...bonus points for knowing the reference If I can just find my keys and the mp3 player. Classy Glass. Notice the DTel Detail. In Situ: Dead Cows aren't much fun. When you call them they don't come. KevinMeister Motto: Dis is how he rolls...Kevin in a Nutshell? Belly up to the trough! Open your Pie Hole! Oh yeah, and some Audio SH$T happened too... And when I woke up, this is what I had to put up with. Rodney's lovely daughter...cute to boot! NO FONTS WERE HURT DURING THE MAKING OF THIS POST.
  9. Then the "Official" Tour and "Unofficial" Poking around commenced. We found these really cute computer speakers for the conference room. The official Stencil Department showing off some prototypes. The entrance to Narnia. I can hear your brain in here. I know just what I'm gonna do with this... 3 Stooges resurface in Hope.... History repeats itself repeats itself repeats itself
  10. This is how it started. This is what the line was for. And these were the supervisiory council and brain trust. Aunt Bea about to bean me for some snarky comment.
  11. I will be bringing my exquisite recording of Emperor Penguins having raucous underwater sex as they discuss the merits of krill vs. squid to the next Pilgrimage. It is an uber audiophile recording from the personal audio vault of the Pope. You can actually hear their toenails growing! This I will play as we eat copious amounts of animal flesh as it has miraculous digestive powers that are inexplicable.
  12. I thought you had to be moderate to be a moderator?....
  13. I can not say or sing enough praises about those that spent time with my family freeing me up to visit with my friends, especially all of the women in attendance. I must send a very special heart felt Thank you to Amie from Arizona. She spent a lot of time both at the factory tour and at Rodneys taking care of my daughter Kimberly and was very protective of her! Roger Roger that on Amie...one hell of a good girl. Bright, thoughtful, and pretty. A little speech therapy and she would be absolutely perfect.... She needs to be directly on the forum so she can feel the abuse like the rest of the beautiful women in attendance at RRR. Speaking of which, I was impressed by the number of the fairer gender that didn't just show up in tow but were Klipsch HEADs themselves. My cap is off to you ladies. You made the event much more enjoyable and balanced. Thanks so much!
  14. PS. I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Klipsch Baking Squadron, who has close ties to the RRR. They baked multiple desserts for each and every meal and I must say they were delicious. I see RRR T-shirts in the future with a ButterFinger Pie Logo. Yes, it was THAT epic! I pity the poor fools who didn't make this event.
  15. First let me say that I was the first to have this stupid avatar.... However, since I have been and will probably remain a lurker I will bow to eth2 and start the search for an even more appropriate Avatar that will hopefully impress the womenfolk and offend the menfolk. Twistedcrankcammer speaks for me as well concerning Hope. Mr. Twisted, please say hi to your family, including KimChee. I spent time with her and your wife around the communal firepot #2 and must say you have a very nice family. Thoroughly enjoyed the time spent with them. I have some ideas for next year, both concerning food, equipment, and circus music. I believe that "Burning Klipsch" will dwarf "Burning Man"! Thadeous, I will start indexing circus music for you so that the Circus Tent and Elephant holding pens will have appropriate musical ambience. Can't wait till 2016! Game on.
  16. Charles, I sent you a PM. Please check as I'll be up that way for part of the weekend
  17. Oh my, Aunt Bea! You just made me spew coffee out my nose! Your Avatar proves you have what it takes to hang with the Friends of Paul. I must confess that I think a lot of audiophiles use the hobby/sport/addiction to escape the frustrations inherent in their spousal relationships (Friends of Paul excluded, of course) but after meeting you all I heard at the gathering was, "You know, we really need more women at these things". You are a credit to your species my dear. Plus, you seem to be at peace with our addiction. More points... And you do a pretty mean dumpster dive for kitten coffins. Mega points... So, here, in deference to your avatar is how I see Aunt Bea. In all her youthful glory. Let's not talk about the fact that she died a Silver City recluse in a house full of cats (kitten coffin dumpster diving making more sense now) with a 1966 green Studebaker with 4 flat tires in the garage. LONG LIVE AUNT BEA (just an aside, you have chosen to use the continental spelling of BEA rather than BEE as she was known in Mayberry...that is surely the sign of a youth well spent. The Friends of Paul salute you!)
  18. What does Otis go by on the forum? If anyone knows, ask him to say hi to Aunt Bee from the Friends of Paul.
  19. Mike, good to see that you sobered up enough to type. You had me worried. Welcome aboard and hold on...Marital or Audio Bliss....pick ONE. Like my old grandpa used to say, "Speakers are like women. The prettiest ones aren't always the best." Then again, he ate a lot of bacon and died young.
  20. Next trip we shall march around yon fortress 7 times and blow the tweeters and woofers 7 times and nail the 6 points to the doors of Jericho. We'll need a really big nail. And a printing press, but what could go wrong? We shall have our Diet of Worms and verily, we shall prevail on the plains of audiophilia. Yeah, tho the master hast sold his audio soul for a bowl of accounting pottage, the autonomous collective shall prevail. Thus sayeth the bard. Thus sayeth brother Paul...
  21. PSS. And Steve. Don't forget Steve. Oh, and everyone who took the time and effort to bring music and speakers and amps and cables and magic A/C cords...
  22. PS. Many thanks to Carl who did so much work to accomodate the herd. My hat is off to you sir.
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