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You mean you'd rather have that wannabe cowboy and his sidekick hannibal lecter aka dick cheney reaming you at the pump.

oh wait barry will soon be doing that too. ever heard about cap and trade? oh but i will not be paying any extra taxes since i don't make over 250K right?

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Subject: To Understand the Stimulus Bill
Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics

professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you

explain it to me?"

The professor replied, "I don't have any time to explain it at my

office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with

my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed.

At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor's house.

The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool.

They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the

student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said,

"First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water

as you can." The student did as he was instructed.

The professor then continued, "Follow me over to the shallow end, and

then dump all the water from your bucket into it." The student was

naturally confused, but did as he was told.

The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times,

and began walking back to the deep end of the pool.

The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?"

The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the

shallow end much deeper.

The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but

figured that he would find out the real story soon enough.

However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end,

the student began to become worried that his economics professor had

gone mad. The student finally replied, "All we're doing is wasting

valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits. Even worse, when this

process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before,

so all you'll really have accomplished is the destruction of what could

have been truly productive action!"

The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile,

"Congratulations. You now understand the stimulus bill."

A friend of mine sent this to me. Very true..
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How can the US Govt 'own' 80% of a company and not have a legal right to control it. 80 is more than 50 isn't it?

and oh another thing, the govt owns social security and medicare and see how splendid that is going, comrade.

Just like every nation we have leveled and then rebuilt to be a better one yet just let them take all their stuff back.

If one is going to get into a war, they should be taking some spoils....but I think our main agenda is to just keep that machine going. The money is good.

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Give yourself a bonus don't pay taxes.Screw them before they do you.Pull yourself up by the bootstraps even if you don't have any boots.Don't worry Reich Limpbag will be the next republican candidate.

If we didn't pay our taxes we'd be up for a cabinet post. Secretary of Sound?

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