thebes Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Mr. Magic. And why wouldn't they. I'm Thebes, perhaps the finest man I know. When I walk into a club, the girls thighs get all squiggly. Smoky eyes and a manly musk, hands that promise earthly delights. No wonder they all find excuses to stop by my table. A small joke, a laugh, a smile, leaning over to give a peek at the goods, the eternal dance of love and I'm the teacher. What can I say. It's a knack I have. That's why they call me Mr. Magic. So what do they call you and does it come with a song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 In the daytime I'm Mr. natural, just as healthy as i can be, at night I'm a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJhWgQxKg4g&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. But thebes, that amy is a skank. They call me the breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 ...Puppy Love. Oops, They Called IT Puppy Love. A song with real doggie style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Bad to the bone fini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blvdre Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Tha ladies love a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Enough of this nonsense. Who do you love? I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide Got a band new chimney put on top, and it's a-made out of human skull Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Around the town I use a rattlesnake whip, take it easy baby don't you give me no lip Who do you love? Who do you love? I've got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind, I'm just twenty-two and I don't mind dying Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Now Arlene took a-me by my hand, she said "Lonesome George you don't understand, who do you love?" The night were dark and the sky were blue, down the alleyway a house wagon flew Hit a bump and somebody screamed, you should've heard what I'd seen Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Yeah, I've got a tombstone hand in a graveyard mine, just twenty-two baby I don't mind dying Snake skin shoes baby put them on your feet, got the goodtime music and the Bo Diddley beat Who do you love? Who do you love? I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide Got a band new chimney put on top, and it's made out of human skull Come on take a little walk with me child, tell me who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 OT you devil! Now calm down, it's going to be a long, enjoyable weekend as folks check in. Me? I have to march off, because I'm the Duke of Earl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill H. Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I am the one, the one, the one they call the Seventh Sun..........................[H] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormin Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Tater Salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesV Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 ... James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest " " Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 every negative adverb and pronoun in the book.......until she realized I have 3 pensions, life long medical...and she doesn't have sh&%$#T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted September 4, 2010 Moderators Share Posted September 4, 2010 Tater Salad Thats funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iLe6RV9EE "Wildwood Weed"(As recorded by Jim Stafford)JIM STAFFORDDON BOWMANWildwood flower grew wild on the farmAnd we never knowed what it was calledSome said it was a flower and some said it was a weedI didn't give it much thoughtOne day I was out there talkin' to my brotherAnd I reached down for a weed to chew onThings got fuzzy and things got blurryAnd then ev'rything was goneDidn't know what happened but I knew it beat the hellOut of sniffing burlapI come to and my brother was there and he said,"What's wrong with your eyes?"I said "I don't know, I was chewin' on the weed"He said, "Let me give it a try"We spent the rest of that day and most of that night tryin'To find my brother BillCaught up with him about six o'clock the next mornin'Naked, singing on the windmillHe said he flew up thereI had to fly up and get him downHe was about half crazyThe very next day we picked a bunch of them weedsAnd put 'em in the sun to dryThen we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em offPut 'em in the corn cob potSmokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habitWe never seen no harmWe thought it was kind-a handyTake a trip and never leave the farmBig 'ole puff of that wildwood weed next thing you knowYou're just wand'ring 'round behind the little animalsAll good things got to come to an endIt's the same with the wildwood weedsOne day this feller from Washington come byAnd spied one and turned white as a sheetAnd they dug and they burnedAnd they burned and they dug and they killedAll our cute little weeds and then they drove awayWe just smiled and waved sittin' ther on that sack o' seeds"Y'all come back now, y'hear!"© Copyright 1974 by Famous Music Corporation, Ensign Music Corporation and ParodyPublishing Co. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 Great little video Dtel. Now, you're probably not surprised that at times I've also been known as the leader of the Pack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhKpxJea64A&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vital Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Tater Salad Thats funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iLe6RV9EE "Wildwood Weed"(As recorded by Jim Stafford)JIM STAFFORDDON BOWMANWildwood flower grew wild on the farmAnd we never knowed what it was calledSome said it was a flower and some said it was a weedI didn't give it much thoughtOne day I was out there talkin' to my brotherAnd I reached down for a weed to chew onThings got fuzzy and things got blurryAnd then ev'rything was goneDidn't know what happened but I knew it beat the hellOut of sniffing burlapI come to and my brother was there and he said,"What's wrong with your eyes?"I said "I don't know, I was chewin' on the weed"He said, "Let me give it a try"We spent the rest of that day and most of that night tryin'To find my brother BillCaught up with him about six o'clock the next mornin'Naked, singing on the windmillHe said he flew up thereI had to fly up and get him downHe was about half crazyThe very next day we picked a bunch of them weedsAnd put 'em in the sun to dryThen we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em offPut 'em in the corn cob potSmokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habitWe never seen no harmWe thought it was kind-a handyTake a trip and never leave the farmBig 'ole puff of that wildwood weed next thing you knowYou're just wand'ring 'round behind the little animalsAll good things got to come to an endIt's the same with the wildwood weedsOne day this feller from Washington come byAnd spied one and turned white as a sheetAnd they dug and they burnedAnd they burned and they dug and they killedAll our cute little weeds and then they drove awayWe just smiled and waved sittin' ther on that sack o' seeds"Y'all come back now, y'hear!"© Copyright 1974 by Famous Music Corporation, Ensign Music Corporation and ParodyPublishing Co. Lmao! Good one... [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RT FAN Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 MR. PITIFUL!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2kOhNPXt0 Short take but Otis was the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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