thebes Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 No not the Vietnam era gunship, but the real deal. Look I’m going to be upfront with you about this sale. Atfirst having a dragon around may be cool but after awhile, it’s a pita. I’ve had Puff for several years now. Got him at the end of the folk music revival. Reason I took him in the first place wasbecause that little creep Jackie Paper threw him over when he hit puberty and discovered his next door neighbor, Little Suzy Future ****, would put out like no tomorrow. He claims he’s a sea dragon from Honah Lee, but I’m suspicious since there ain’tno such place, and the lazy slug can’t swim a lick. Another drawback. Dragons eat like crazy. I live in the suburbs and over the years several neighbors has disappeared, as well as cats, those little ankle bitterdogs (no loss), shrub eating deer and who knows what else have all been thinned out. Lately though, he’s been taking to eating the garbage put out twice a week forcollection. Talk about your dragon breath. “Jeez Thebes”, you say, “you’re not going to make a sale you keeping putting down Puff like that.” Not so says I. For the rightbuyer he’ll be a godsend. In a rural setting he’ll keep all the critters out of your fields, and if it doesn’t work out, you can render him down into dragon glue, which sticks to anything. No reasonable offer refused. Will trade for high quality earbuds. Here's the only pic he will allow me to post. Quite frankly he's put on a lot of weight since this one was snapped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyrc Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Does Lenny Lipton know about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_Guy Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 No drug dealing is allowed here on the forum! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechMan Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 No reasonable offer refused., Will trade for high quality earbuds. I will offer 2 maidens and a Glockenspiel...but only if you will include shipping. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhetor Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Thebes, how did you get past the firewall in the Psych Ward?!?! Again?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 No drug dealing is allowed here on the forum! Thats the first thing that came to my mind, but I think this one is legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo171 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 No drug dealing is allowed here on the forum! Thats the first thing that came to my mind, but I think this one is legit. I'm not so sure. Anyone check what's in the sleeve? [:|] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 Does Lenny Lipton know about this? The first guy I contacted when I decided to sell. The crumb bum turned me down flat and than had the gall to try and sell me a stereoscope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 At first having a dragon around may be cool but after awhile, <snip> Did you sell the family jewels? where did that thread go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Youthman Posted March 9, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 9, 2013 Did you sell the family jewels? where did that thread go? Looks like the family jewels thread was "snipped". Not Found: Forum Not Found The forum you requested does not exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasDom Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Looks like the family jewels thread was "snipped". Klipschsectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 Looks like the family jewels thread was "snipped". Klipschsectomy Sadly yes, at the urging of someone who claims an ironic nature, a humorless functionary of Klipsch Corp deleted the the thread, thus ruining several promising leads and, therefore, no sale. A disappointment for sure since I had so been looking to singing soprano in our local choral club. Here's the original wording: For Sale, the Family Jewels In almost perfect shape except for a slight scar on the right one acquired during a youthful misadventure at he height of the 1960's. Normal wrinkles, equal weight on both sides. Light beige in appearance offset by the complementary, and included for free, downy soft curly locks they sprouted at age 13. Fully functional with years of faithful service before them. Optional purchase, the Family Spear. Deceptive little bugger. At times it may be larger than it appears. Sorta like those rear view mirrors. Been know to evidence this behavior for no apparent reason. Great deal, though. After all, why carry a sword when you can throw a spear. Local pickup only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 Bumper upper. Act now and I'll thrown in a hair of the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 19, 2016 Author Share Posted September 19, 2016 Bumped because I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 What, no (cat)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboKlipsch Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 On 3/8/2013 at 2:46 PM, Rich_Guy said: No drug dealing is allowed here on the forum! [] This hobby is a drug if there ever was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 5, 2017 Author Share Posted September 5, 2017 I finally moved out that sluggard dragon, but The Family Jewels are still up for grab and for the right price I'll throw in Fritz The Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted September 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted September 6, 2017 I want a Yellow Submarine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 His brother Piff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muel Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 17 hours ago, thebes said: I finally moved out that sluggard dragon, but The Family Jewels are still up for grab and for the right price I'll throw in Fritz The Cat. Doesn't matter how far you send him away he'll be back on your front porch again someday... And soon after "Hot Fingers" Caroni will show up looking to collect on Puff's debt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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