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Back to square 'zero' here. She was just using me. That dawned on me whence she asked me to take a viagra and buy a 5 hours NRG drink. I'm looking for more than thrills......................

Ok I have never tried either one, but I'm still looking for the downside of what she wants (without the chemicals) while your still looking ? :)

Maby I have been married to long to see the problem. :unsure: 35 years

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Back to square 'zero' here. She was just using me. That dawned on me whence she asked me to take a viagra and buy a 5 hours NRG drink. I'm looking for more than thrills......................

Viagra, what's that?

From the TV commercials it's the stuff you can take when a couple wants to sit outside in separate bathtubs ?

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Update........ I know you all care and anxiously await this information. There is a new and potentially serious person of interest. There are lots of upsides and only one real downside that I know about. She owns Bose speakers and has adopted their marketing hype. IMHO, t'is a small price to pay if all else is fine........... and it offers me one of those teachable moments in life, that 'come to Klipsch event'. We've already shared the cornerhorns. She likes.

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Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. :D

Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister.

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Update........ I know you all care and anxiously await this information. There is a new and potentially serious person of interest. There are lots of upsides and only one real downside that I know about. She owns Bose speakers and has adopted their marketing hype. IMHO, t'is a small price to pay if all else is fine........... and it offers me one of those teachable moments in life, that 'come to Klipsch event'. We've already shared the cornerhorns. She likes.

I dated a woman for two weeks who made her own wine. Then she asked me to hook up her Bose speakers. That was the end of that.

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Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. :D

Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister.

All I have is the 29 year old part. We have to wait 4 more years to have our relationship become "socially acceptable".

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Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. :D

Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister.

All I have is the 29 year old part. We have to wait 4 more years to have our relationship become "socially acceptable".

I'll drink to your health when you are halfway there at 40. In the meantime, count yourself lucky. 9 years apart is a healthy number. Mine have ranged from -11 to -18 years difference, but there are always contingencies.

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Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. :D

Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister.

All I have is the 29 year old part. We have to wait 4 more years to have our relationship become "socially acceptable".

I'll drink to your health when you are halfway there at 40. In the meantime, count yourself lucky. 9 years apart is a healthy number. Mine have ranged from -11 to -18 years difference, but there are always contingencies.

I'm 46. When I'm 50, she'll be 33=(50/2)+8

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