oscarsear Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 Back to square 'zero' here. She was just using me. That dawned on me whence she asked me to take a viagra and buy a 5 hours NRG drink. I'm looking for more than thrills...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Where'd you say you live? LoL Seriously, better luck next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted November 28, 2013 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2013 (edited) Back to square 'zero' here. She was just using me. That dawned on me whence she asked me to take a viagra and buy a 5 hours NRG drink. I'm looking for more than thrills...................... Ok I have never tried either one, but I'm still looking for the downside of what she wants (without the chemicals) while your still looking ? Maby I have been married to long to see the problem. 35 years Edited November 28, 2013 by dtel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Back to square 'zero' here. She was just using me. That dawned on me whence she asked me to take a viagra and buy a 5 hours NRG drink. I'm looking for more than thrills...................... Viagra, what's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted November 28, 2013 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2013 Back to square 'zero' here. She was just using me. That dawned on me whence she asked me to take a viagra and buy a 5 hours NRG drink. I'm looking for more than thrills...................... Viagra, what's that? From the TV commercials it's the stuff you can take when a couple wants to sit outside in separate bathtubs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenough Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 (edited) I'm guessing making ad's for Viagra has it's own peculiar difficulties, you can't really show the effects of the product... Edited November 28, 2013 by oldenough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Update........ I know you all care and anxiously await this information. There is a new and potentially serious person of interest. There are lots of upsides and only one real downside that I know about. She owns Bose speakers and has adopted their marketing hype. IMHO, t'is a small price to pay if all else is fine........... and it offers me one of those teachable moments in life, that 'come to Klipsch event'. We've already shared the cornerhorns. She likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Great news! Keep us posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeJ1 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeJ1 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Update........ I know you all care and anxiously await this information. There is a new and potentially serious person of interest. There are lots of upsides and only one real downside that I know about. She owns Bose speakers and has adopted their marketing hype. IMHO, t'is a small price to pay if all else is fine........... and it offers me one of those teachable moments in life, that 'come to Klipsch event'. We've already shared the cornerhorns. She likes. I dated a woman for two weeks who made her own wine. Then she asked me to hook up her Bose speakers. That was the end of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 . There is a new and potentially serious person of interest. Easy Big Boy! Slow and steady wins the race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 And this time Oscar.....if she wants you to be her boy toy.....oblige her. What are you saving yourself for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister. All I have is the 29 year old part. We have to wait 4 more years to have our relationship become "socially acceptable". Edited December 5, 2013 by mungkiman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeJ1 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister. All I have is the 29 year old part. We have to wait 4 more years to have our relationship become "socially acceptable". I'll drink to your health when you are halfway there at 40. In the meantime, count yourself lucky. 9 years apart is a healthy number. Mine have ranged from -11 to -18 years difference, but there are always contingencies. Edited December 5, 2013 by ClaudeJ1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Doris Day............ she could be a stand in for Doris Day (in her younger years). It is pretty dad gummed astonishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Just remember the half plus 8 rule. Divide your age in half and add 8 years. That is the youngest lady you should date according to social acceptability. The problem with that is that if you marry a lady exactly half plus 8, she will fall below that threshold in 2 years or less. I suppose that means you can only stay married 2 years. Who comes up with this formula? I want a 29 year old, retired rich, supermodel nympho, who owns a bar, makes her own beer and wine, and has a very understanding twin sister. All I have is the 29 year old part. We have to wait 4 more years to have our relationship become "socially acceptable". I'll drink to your health when you are halfway there at 40. In the meantime, count yourself lucky. 9 years apart is a healthy number. Mine have ranged from -11 to -18 years difference, but there are always contingencies. I'm 46. When I'm 50, she'll be 33=(50/2)+8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeJ1 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Lucky 46. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickdj1 Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Oh my God, this thread might turn into a Soap Opera, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted December 8, 2013 Author Share Posted December 8, 2013 UPDATE: Heaven, I'm in heaven.................... 40th time is a charm (slight exaggeration). Not sharing any details at this time............ keep your fingers and toes crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 UPDATE: Heaven, I'm in heaven.................... 40th time is a charm (slight exaggeration). Not sharing any details at this time............ keep your fingers and toes crossed. Oscar....you didn't....you old dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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