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Toronto Mayor

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How about Marion Barry? How about a president, or all of congress, we have many jerk offs to go around so take your pick.

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I thought Canadians had all the answers and were glad they weren't in the USA.

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Oh give the Mayor a break he's not a crack addict, he only smoked crack cocaine because he was in one of his drunken stupors. :rolleyes:

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Yeah. It's not like he modified the Stanley Cup into a bong or anything.

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He only drank bc he was high on crack; it's a vicious circle...

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Oh give the Mayor a break he's not a crack addict, he only smoked crack cocaine because he was in one of his drunken stupors. :rolleyes:

Sadly I wasn't making this up, this really was the Mayor's excuse.

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It could have been worse,,,He could have been French..eating French fries

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  • May 2013: Media report they have seen a video apparently showing him smoking crack cocaine

May / June: Mayor denies such footage exists, but multiple Ford staffers resign

August:He seems intoxicated in an official appearance at a street festival. Later, he tells media he has smoked "a lot of marijuana"

October: Alexander Lisi, a former driver for Ford, is arrested on drug charges; police say they have the drug video

5 Nov: "I have smoked crack cocaine," the mayor admits, saying he did so "in a drunken stupor"

7 Nov: A second video surfaces showing a foul-mouthed Ford threatening to kill an unspecified person

13 Nov: He admits to buying drugs in the past two years; allegations emerge linking him to cocaine and prostitution

14 Nov: Ford makes lewd comments about oral sex and says he might have driven while drunk

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Q: What are the first 5 word a crankhead in a three piece suit hears?

A: Will the defendant please rise.

Edited by derrickdj1

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The level of denial in the Ford family is amazing. His brother, who is a city councillor, totally supports him, and his mother suggests only that he get a driver and do something about his weight.

Meanwhile, every day brings a new embarrassment that tops the previous one.

Toronto City Council is barely functioning, and the province is looking into ways to remove Rob Ford from office, since he clearly doesn't want to leave.

There is a municipal election in less than a year, and one of the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) political commentators suggested that the least complicated and precedent-setting way to go would be to advance the date of the election. That way, the voters have a chance to replace him by normal democratic means.

I'm amazed that he was elected mayor in the first place, since as a city councillor, he was just as much a crude and loud-mouthed bully as he is today.

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  • May 2013: Media report they have seen a video apparently showing him smoking crack cocaine
  • May / June: Mayor denies such footage exists, but multiple Ford staffers resign
  • August:He seems intoxicated in an official appearance at a street festival. Later, he tells media he has smoked "a lot of marijuana"
  • October: Alexander Lisi, a former driver for Ford, is arrested on drug charges; police say they have the drug video
  • 5 Nov: "I have smoked crack cocaine," the mayor admits, saying he did so "in a drunken stupor"
  • 7 Nov: A second video surfaces showing a foul-mouthed Ford threatening to kill an unspecified person
  • 13 Nov: He admits to buying drugs in the past two years; allegations emerge linking him to cocaine and prostitution
  • 14 Nov: Ford makes lewd comments about oral sex and says he might have driven while drunk

City Councel is trying to run him out of town. But he wont leave. The residents will need to run him out, or the province may need to step in.

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I thought Canadians had all the answers and were glad they weren't in the USA.

No not at all, i rather enjoy my vacations there.

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Twin sons of different mothers.....

rob+ford+and+chris+farley.jpg

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Twin sons of different mothers.....

rob+ford+and+chris+farley.jpg

There is a definite resemblance. The mayor's mad rant about killing someone (seen on video on the news last week) was a lot like Chris Farley's rant to the two teenagers on SNL, even the postures. If he was a comedian and not the mayor of a large city, we could laugh, instead of feeling bad for everyone concerned.

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He can go in to talk radio with is step-brother, giggity, giffity, Goo! Oxycodone or crack all is wack, lol.

Edited by derrickdj1

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Speaking of snl......they will be doing a skit tonight on snl about rob ford. Should be good for a laugh.......

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