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On 2/5/2020 at 8:46 AM, grasshopper said:

What???

Everyone run outa coffee and bs?

 

 

On 2/5/2020 at 9:00 AM, DizRotus said:

 

Apparently. 

Shortage of BS due to it being overused in a couple other threads. Had to roll my pants legs up!

Cocktail conversation is lagging due to another thread dedicated to drinking exclusively.

Cables never really carried much weight in this thread.

Coffee will have to carry us until the BS finds it's way back. A couple of locked threads will help speed up that process. 

 

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1 hour ago, MookieStl said:

A couple of locked threads will help speed up that process. 

 

caught some of that. I steer clear of that sort of stuff. Don't need/want drama. 

 

Wife's car is done ... finally. Went to pick it up for her .... 40 mile drive to find that she needs to sign off on something. So, it was a dry run....  When they called, yesterday, all they needed was the deductable in cash or check.

  I'm not happy ---   but they don't get paid until the wife signs off on the work. Goes around in a circle, I guess

 

Drinking cold coffee. Not ice/d coffee... cold/room temp.

 

Was awakened at 4AM. Kittens caught a mouse. The one that caught it had to play Keep Away.At least they killed it. Hate it when they bring them from outside, to play with it... then let it get away.

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48 minutes ago, MookieStl said:

wipe your shoes!

 

1 hour ago, richieb said:


} I’mmm baaacckk - 

 

35 minutes ago, richieb said:


} I ain’t gots no shoes on. Remember, we’uns lives in Kansas —

 

29 minutes ago, MookieStl said:

the wipe your nasty feet and don't forget to get between your toes. you know how BS can ooze!

Oh and congrats on the SuperBowl!

In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin'
By yer radio
Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya
You ain't got no friends...
An' all the others: they hate ya?
Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?
Well, lemme straighten you out
About a place I know...
(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people
It's right aroun' the corner!)
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases, mmm...
This has to be the disease for you!
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of: STINK FOOT
Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT!
I ain't lyin'
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"
Here Fido . . . Fido . . .
C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers
"Arf, arf, arf!"
(Crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump)
Heh heh heh . . . sick . . .
Well then Fido got up off the floor
An' he rolled over
An' he looked me straight in the eye
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then (Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit Is the Apostrophe(')
Well, you know
The man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said:
(Sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!"
He said:
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!
I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T
'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .
IT COULDN'T!"
He told me NO NO NO!
I told him YES YES YES!
I said: "I do it all the time . . .
Ain't this boogie a mess!"
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . .)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(. . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . .)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(. . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . .)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(. . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . .)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(. . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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18 minutes ago, Tarheel said:

So far:

Zero Gravity chairs $5400

Salamander A/V cabinet $2633.99

Oak floors installed, sanded, and finished $2000

Wall sconces and rug unknown..........

 

k, but I think Carl asked you if you were coming.  lol

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