richieb Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 56 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Shouldn't say it, but will anyway... So did her husband. - scrubb-a-dub-dum a little sand in the bum -. Further defines " squeaky clean" --- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 sand blasted... I get to listen to some music this evening. The grandkid is here. Wife will allow me to turn it up for her ... she is dancing. I think the kid is going to end up with my stereo when "I am done with it"... she's the only one in the immediate family that enjoys music. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Women from Milwaukee tried drinking beer at the beach, but had to quit; they kept getting sand in their Schlitz. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 43 minutes ago, DizRotus said: Schlitz. One of the worst beers I ever tasted... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 A man wanted to know how long his dock was. So he put his head down and started counting, knowing each piece was 6". He fell into the water at the end and drownd. The moral of the story: when you're out of slits you're out of pier. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 You don't wanna try Primo. The German's did their best to make beer in HI. W/o the proper ingredients. It pretty nasty stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded by three straight walks. Closer Mel Famie does not have his usual stuff. Seems he’d partied too hard the night before. After going 3 and 2, he throws ball four and walks the batter, forcing in the winning run. It’s a walk-off walk. During the post game interview, the winning manager explained he’d heard the opposing team’s closer had consumed prodigious amounts of Schlitz the night before and was still hung over, therefore, he lacked his usual control. He offered this opinion, “It’s the beer that made Mel Famie walk us.” 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 40 minutes ago, rplace said: drownd “Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel. May I have an E please?” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 minute ago, DizRotus said: Drownd is an archaic form of drown from which drownded is an archaic form of drowned It's an archaic beer 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Should I return this missed call? A friend suggested, "He's looking for new counsel and you're next." Serves me right for continuing to pay bar dues. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WillyBob Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I don't know what my wife is like w/o coffee ... and don't want to I just make sure it's ready when she gets up 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 This coffee you guys speak of almost sounds like a drug 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 32 minutes ago, Ceptorman said: This coffee you guys speak of almost sounds like a drug 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opus Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 4:20 PM, WillyBob said: I have a buddy in LasCruces that might bring them from there ... or near. ....only Texas in the way... Just checking to see if there's any progress on this. We've got a little over 3 weeks to make it happen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Mike has Gia I have "the Kid" and she's due any time. Best get ready for breakfast. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 the stereo moved a short distance from Jim's. It's about 15 miles east. At my sister's. @Ceptorman , @Opus I still can't believe you guys are doing this for me ... even if it doesn't pan out and the connection don't happen. just the effort. thanks so much 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Draining the bit o joe and going down to get some new tires for the upcoming road trip. Was going to pick up a new OLED TV but for whatever reason the store is closed on Saturdays (?)Michelin Defender LTX M/S275 /55 R20 113T SL BSW 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, WillyBob said: the stereo moved a short distance from Jim's. It's about 15 miles east. At my sister's. @Ceptorman , @Opus I still can't believe you guys are doing this for me ... even if it doesn't pan out and the connection don't happen. just the effort. thanks so much Hey, no problem, hope it works out. Ive been wanting to meet Jim for a while, and check out his Klipsch mancave of speakers. I've also been wanting to go to St Louis for a baseball game. Does anybody know if La Scalas will fit in a GMC Acadia? I have my trusty GMC full size truck, but then weather might be a concern. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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