Dave1290 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 You're only saving grace from ANOTHER beat down this year is if the NCAA doesn't play. 😂 😎 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 I love audio demo vids, this one with a slightly different take on the subject, funny and smokin! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Mornin' All Happy day to all you muthas... and your mothers The winter garden appears to be a success. A couple puff will keep me from doing stupid things. Lucky to remain upright in my chair. That'll keep me out of trouble. Wife is going to church... I'm gonna do the floors while she's gone. Got a fly by from the BorderPatrol yesterday. Low and fast. Minimum altitude was observed... The helicopter was off the ground... barely. If it 50ft up, that would be a generous estimate.I presume they were chasing someone. Followed the road. Weather might be why they were so low... I seriously doubt that, though.Whatever was happening, it wasn't here ... in town. We received some precipitation... rain.. maybe 1/4 in. Enough to make things wet and cool it down. Surprised there don't seem to be any fires from the lightning. Was almost like a monsoon day. Clear/warm AM... clouded up early afternoon and busted loose with some rain. Strange for May or June. We don't normally get any rain during this time. They say we have a chance for more today. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 7 hours ago, Shiva said: I guess you haven't lived until you've been booked. Who are the last two? Janis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 1:23 PM, dirtmudd said: have room for me ? I have food and tp.. no problem... leave that white stuff home, please. the food, coffee and company are fine. dinna do squat after getting the floors done. Finished about noon-thirty. Just before wife got back from church. She was given a mini rose by the church. Something for me to care for. We will say, wife doesn't have good luck with plants....I am the gardener around the house. I gave up trying to keep plants in this house. No south facing windows --- the place is too dark for plants and too dry for fungi. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grasshopper Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 that will do I just had a funny thought... taking those folks up on me coming to their church .........vampires can only enter if invited..... 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Thought you got up and going too early to be a vamp @grasshopper 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Buffy the Vampire Slayer - movie-- and vampires making a scene at the big dance "They are seniors, we had to invite them" I would prolly surprise them by knowing a lot of the hymns and how the service is conducted .... I used to attend regularly. just not here 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvu80 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Finally, a cable post! So you may ask, why am I up at 1:15 am? I've been troubleshooting a channel being out of an amp that went to my CF-4's for three hours. I even swapped amps. I opened up one amp to look for something that was fried. The fuse was good. My cable was a 1-into-2 RCA. I couldn't solve the problem. You'll NEVER figure out what it was. Spoiler The cable. Good night. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, wvu80 said: Finally, a cable post! So you may ask, why am I up at 1:15 am? I've been troubleshooting a channel being out of an amp that went to my CF-4's for three hours. I even swapped amps. I opened up one amp to look for something that was fried. The fuse was good. My cable was a 1-into-2 RCA. I couldn't solve the problem. You'll NEVER figure out what it was. Reveal hidden contents The cable. Good night. I'm up having coffee ! good morning 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, dirtmudd said: I'm up having coffee ! good morning good night 26 minutes ago, wvu80 said: Finally, a cable post! So you may ask, why am I up at 1:15 am? I've been troubleshooting a channel being out of an amp that went to my CF-4's for three hours. I even swapped amps. I opened up one amp to look for something that was fried. The fuse was good. My cable was a 1-into-2 RCA. I couldn't solve the problem. You'll NEVER figure out what it was. Hide contents The cable. Good night. see , how easy --------time to go to sleep 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, 000 said: good night see , how easy --------time to go to sleep stop pulling his cable 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Mornin' All wife's b'day. Nothing special planned. I asked her what she wanted for dinner... Still waiting for a response.She has pretty well limited the possibilities to what we can get from the store, here. Near normal temps forecast... Wow! Don't have to button the house up at sunrise. I could do some yard work, if I want to push my knee. Still a little tender and will collapse if I turn/move wrong. My SIL is MIA. A couple of her friends came by, asking if we had seen her. Nope... This won't be the first time. Not too worried yet. I call her "the X factor", due to unpredictable/stupid behavior. My sisters still talk/laugh about her at our wedding... Showed up late, drunk and arguing with her bf.. We figure she holed up at one of her friends' places. We haven't gotten a call from her.... or the popo... Last time was "We're lost... under a tree, in a pasture... ". Funny thing about that one... I knew where they were. somewhere in conversation, wife and I got into the topic of hair color. Was telling her that I was quite happy when I got all grey. She told me that my hair isn't grey... it is white. ??? Or is it platinum blonde? I know I have fits of blonde. I catch myself once in a while... "Just what do you think you are trying to do?" Punctuated with a slew of expletives. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 7 hours ago, wvu80 said: Finally, a cable post! So you may ask, why am I up at 1:15 am? I've been troubleshooting a channel being out of an amp that went to my CF-4's for three hours. I even swapped amps. I opened up one amp to look for something that was fried. The fuse was good. My cable was a 1-into-2 RCA. I couldn't solve the problem. You'll NEVER figure out what it was. Reveal hidden contents The cable. Good night. you solved that quick Remember me going around with brand new cable con intermittent? I bet it was 3 months 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 15 hours ago, CECAA850 said: Janis? Did a quick search, Janis Joplin it is. 👍 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 Happy birthday to Mrs. grasshopper🎂 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, grasshopper said: wife's b'day. Nothing special planned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 No way I'm clicking on that ^^^^^^^^ 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 @grasshopper First time I saw that movie I literally laughed for the whole while that video tape played. Would've been a cult classic midnight movie if it was twenty years earlier! I was sober a couple of the others weren't. So between the campy almost slap-stick, stupid humor and the spilled beer, nachos and hilarity of my in-laws I could not stop laughing. We watched it another time before taking it back. You & the Mrs. have a great birthday evening!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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