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Does this mean I'm old ?


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A guy can do a lot of thinking while he mows the lawn....

Even more, now...

It has gone way beyond whether to mow in a box pattern or to mow row over row....

What does a Boxx pattern look like?

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they say one sign of getting older is when

you are proud of your lawn mower.

Hey now i have been proud of my lawn mower since I was in my early 20s, my wife has all ways done a wonderful job.

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Now the question remains, are you proud of the clothes washer?

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I was sitting on the front porch today drinking a cold beer watching my wife cut the grass. I was thinking about how hot it must be for my wife pushing the mower when an old woman from next door walked up on the porch and sternly said "here you are sitting in the shade on the front porch drinking a cold beer watching your wife out there in this heat pushing that mower. You should be hung".

I said "I am, that's why she's out there pushing the mower".

Keith

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See someone got the punch line I posted above...

I was sitting on the front porch today drinking a cold beer watching my wife cut the grass. I was thinking about how hot it must be for my wife pushing the mower when an old woman from next door walked up on the porch and sternly said "here you are sitting in the shade on the front porch drinking a cold beer watching your wife out there in this heat pushing that mower. You should be hung".

I said "I am, that's why she's out there pushing the mower".

Keith

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