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Originally posted by ogAkira:

"Great JOB!!!" To recieve your prize, jus send $60 U.S. for shipping and handling to:
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P.O. Box 10

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Originally posted by Silver00Spike:

umm, i used duct tape for my altec lansing speakers to tape them to my chairfor surround sound(inventive), but when i took off the tape i realised what this dooomass will------the pretty silver tape leaves pretty sticky gray markings on a speaker and it never comes off. Opps 2 lait...

This is why you need to use Hofy's Duct Tape Mounting System. It leaves no sticky residue when removed.c>

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888-554-5665c>

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  • 2 weeks later...

Hofy has a new sponcer. Good Humor® c> wink.gif

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I am now Temporary

ProMedia Tech Support (Along with all the other regulars on this board.)

promediatech@klipsch.com (hofmonstr@rocketmail.com)

888-554-5665c>

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quote:

Originally posted by Silver00Spike:

umm, i used duct tape for my altec lansing speakers to tape them to my chairfor surround sound(inventive), but when i took off the tape i realised what this dooomass will------the pretty silver tape leaves pretty sticky gray markings on a speaker and it never comes off. Opps 2 lait...

Use Lighterfluid to take it off.

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This is a Duct Tape Public Service Announcement for all of those dealing with the California Energy Crisis.

How Duct Tape Can Help the California Energy Crisis:

1. Duct tape over light switches so you think twice before flipping them

on.

2. Dish washers take lots of energy. So, eat off of paper plates. To

make them reusable, cover them entirely in duct tape. After you use them

once, simply add a clean layer of duct tape.

3. Keep your food cooled and preserved without the use of a

refrigerator: Wrap it in several layers of newspaper and two layers of

duct tape. Add rock salt before the wrap and it may keep for months.

4. Extend the wear of your clothing while reducing your laundry: Duct

Tape over clothing.

5. Related hint: Duct Tape over each armpit reduces odor and thus the

need to wash clothing.

6. Duct tape your eyeware down to little slits. Using the box camera

principle, this will seemingly increase the amount of light entering

your eye in low-light conditions thereby reducing the need for electric

light.

7. Make your own wind-powered generator: Duct tape six boat oars to a

wheel hub attached to an axle which turns a generator which powers your

dwelling.

8. Reduce your reliance on fossil fuels: While waiting at a stop light,

turn off your engine, put your transmission in neutral, then duct tape

your vehicle to the vehicle in front of you.

9. Turn off the television. Create the ultimate in reality TV: Duct tape

your cat and dog tail to tail and watch the hilarity begin. No pets?

Take turns duct taping each other to pieces of furniture and time the

escapes.

10. Put a stop to "rolling blackouts" once and for all. Just duct tape

them in place.

There, hope that helps you living in California. If you don't live in

California, hang onto this... we'll probably all need this important

information someday.

Special thanks to Tim, the Duct Tape Guy at www.ducttapeguys.com

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hofmonstr@rocketmail.com

c>

I am now Temporary

ProMedia Tech Support (Along with all the other regulars on this board.)

promediatech@klipsch.com (hofmonstr@rocketmail.com)

888-554-5665c>

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