iRONic Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Enjoy, FQE Amy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iRONic Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 We all thank The Bes for pulling it together, the best for your future, you will be fine. I demand a PM from this member, The Bes !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Gorgeous flowers for a gorgeous lady both inside and out...seems appropriate to me. Smile with joy and if your going to cry do it with joy also! From all of us that joined in a sincere thanks for the service you provided all of us for many years. The flowers could not possibly be a large enough reward. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 And that's not all. There's more to follow, but that's a double secret. Participation has been great by the community in this little thank you we've put together. So stop thanking me guys, you are the ones to be applauded. I should also point out, that our own Old Timer, used his Hawaii Island contacts to get us onto a tiny island, not shown on any maps of Hawaii, that is controlled totally by the natives. It is interesting to note that these flowers are grown and tended to by buff young men, whom gather them at peak bloom as offerings to native women during their mating rituals on the 3rd day of in the month of ******(redacted). Although Old Timer was instrumental in getting us to the island, I must admit it was trusty ole Thebes that managed to actually obtain the flowers, which involved appeasing a local volcano god by *******(redacted) with Queen ComeonI*********(redacted). (Information on certain rites and rituals has been redacted in the interest of keeping said volcano sleepy and some very sharp obsidian knives away from me) It's all true. Word to the wise: Don't drink the fermented coconut water with Thebes. Waking up on the edge of a volcano wondering if it was all a dream is more than most can take. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Hollow Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Cheers Amy. All the best and with warmest regards... Thebes, very cool man. Thank you for pulling us together. Bottoms up brother. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 And that's not all. There's more to follow, but that's a double secret. I will let the secret out, Thebes is driving all the way to Indy and is going to do a special strippergram just for Amy ! Sorry Amy No pic's please. im going to have a mental pic of that in my head the rest of the weekend...thanx a lot...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted July 13, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 13, 2014 Sorry it's not a pretty picture I know, it's like Amy's being punished with that deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 With as tight lipped as Amy is about her professional future I wonder if she took a position at Bose...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwc Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 You will be missed. Good luck with your new adventure. cheers jc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckAb3 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Bless you, Amy. Enjoy the journey. Great job Marty and all who participated!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 With as tight lipped as Amy is about her professional future I wonder if she took a position at Bose...... NO! I SAY THERE'S NO WAY SHE WOULD DO THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted July 13, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted July 13, 2014 With as tight lipped as Amy is about her professional future I wonder if she took a position at Bose...... NO! I SAY THERE'S NO WAY SHE WOULD DO THAT You would be correct. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 With as tight lipped as Amy is about her professional future I wonder if she took a position at Bose...... NO! I SAY THERE'S NO WAY SHE WOULD DO THAT I was only kidding ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I was only kidding ... As much as we.ll miss here, I hope that she will bless us from time to time . Keep us from total withdrawals. Put a mile on out faces. Even it it's locking my thread. The Lady has to do whst she has to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuisis Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I'm not on as much as I use to be, so I'm late to the party. Good luck Amy, wherever the wind of fortune takes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 And that's not all. There's more to follow, but that's a double secret. I will let the secret out, Thebes is driving all the way to Indy and is going to do a special strippergram just for Amy ! Sorry Amy No pic's please. My sources say it's a double... Coytee will be joining in the strippergram doing his best Marie Osmond impersonation. Unbeknownst to Thebes, I've been working with the Twins to stop the strippergram nonsense but you know Marty, and well, anytime Coytee gets a chance to impersonate Marie ... and he never misses an opportunity to get a peek at Amy's earlobes. Just call her HotLobes. I work in the same building as the Indiana State Police headquarters. They have formed a special task force and are on the lookout to prevent this travesty before it becomes a case of the most heinous indecent exposure and affront to good musical taste. The Twins will probably bring Marty to his senses, or at least distract him enough, that he'll forget the purpose of this trip and he'll probably just take Amy to St Elmo's for lunch. Maybe the Twins as well but they may have to leave town early for reasons that can't be divulged here. Only cost me a few dozen donuts and donut gift cards.... .remind me nex ttime not to bribe, uh pay, the ISP in advance, they are spending way too much time at the donut shop. And definitely no film. The ISP undercover officers may take video to use as evidence, or to send in to the new cable video show, America's Worst Karaoke Videos coming soon on *TV. And just when we thought they couldn't lower their standards any lower. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Amy. Is this really the first time we made you cry? No tears of disgust, laughter, the pain from pulling your hair out? Waking up in a cold sweat from nightmares of a certain Marie Osmond impersonator, or of what may have happened to Dwight and Dilbert? Edited July 22, 2014 by blsamuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 And that's not all. There's more to follow, but that's a double secret. I will let the secret out, Thebes is driving all the way to Indy and is going to do a special strippergram just for Amy ! Sorry Amy No pic's please. My sources say it's a double... Coytee will be joining in the strippergram doing his best Marie Osmond impersonation. Unbeknownst to Thebes, I've been working with the Twins to stop the strippergram nonsense but you know Marty, and well, anytime Coytee gets a chance to impersonate Marie ... and he never misses an opportunity to get a peek at Amy's earlobes. Just call her HotLobes. I work in the same building as the Indiana State Police headquarters. They have formed a special task force and are on the lookout to prevent this travesty before it becomes a case of the most heinous indecent exposure and affront to good musical taste. The Twins will probably bring Marty to his senses, or at least distract him enough, that he'll forget the purpose of this trip and he'll probably just take Amy to St Elmo's for lunch. Maybe the Twins as well but they may have to leave town early for reasons that can't be divulged here. Only cost me a few dozen donuts and donut gift cards.... .remind me nex ttime not to bribe, uh pay, the ISP in advance, they are spending way too much time at the donut shop. And definitely no film. The ISP undercover officers may take video to use as evidence, or to send in to the new cable video show, America's Worst Karaoke Videos coming soon on *TV. And just when we thought they couldn't lower their standards any lower. I say this post puts you in line to steal Thebes forum title for creativity.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 And that's not all. There's more to follow, but that's a double secret. I will let the secret out, Thebes is driving all the way to Indy and is going to do a special strippergram just for Amy ! Sorry Amy No pic's please. My sources say it's a double... Coytee will be joining in the strippergram doing his best Marie Osmond impersonation. Unbeknownst to Thebes, I've been working with the Twins to stop the strippergram nonsense but you know Marty, and well, anytime Coytee gets a chance to impersonate Marie ... and he never misses an opportunity to get a peek at Amy's earlobes. Just call her HotLobes.I work in the same building as the Indiana State Police headquarters. They have formed a special task force and are on the lookout to prevent this travesty before it becomes a case of the most heinous indecent exposure and affront to good musical taste. The Twins will probably bring Marty to his senses, or at least distract him enough, that he'll forget the purpose of this trip and he'll probably just take Amy to St Elmo's for lunch. Maybe the Twins as well but they may have to leave town early for reasons that can't be divulged here. Only cost me a few dozen donuts and donut gift cards.... .remind me nex ttime not to bribe, uh pay, the ISP in advance, they are spending way too much time at the donut shop. And definitely no film. The ISP undercover officers may take video to use as evidence, or to send in to the new cable video show, America's Worst Karaoke Videos coming soon on *TV. And just when we thought they couldn't lower their standards any lower. I say this post puts you in line to steal Thebes forum title for creativity.. That's not the ity most people will think of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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