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The Thebes List of Audio Words and Phrases to Retire in the New Year


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" Cables" (what do cables have to do with audio)

 

"The Beatles" (what do The Beatles have to do with good sounding audio)

 

"Synergy" (try this: "they sound better together")

 

"Streaming"  (my bladders already weak enough)

 

"EQ" (first all acronyms are the providence of the pretentious, second, it's really just a fancy form of  tone control so call it that)

 

"DAC" (see above and it sounds too much like something you'd step on)

 

"Cartridge" ("needle" has 3 less letters)

 

"Digital" (what does digital have to do with real audio)

 

"thebes" (when it comes to audio it should be changed to all caps ie THEBES, or THEBES!)

 

 

 

 

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"Cartridge" ("needle" has 3 less letters)

 

Stylus is a bit more accurate at the same count.  "Styli" is 4 letters less and provides for backup.

 

Thebes is a ruined temple to a forgotten god.

 

Happy New Year...

 

Dave

Edited by Mallette
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A good thing they used a stamped gold record on the Voyager probe, the bad guys would never figure that out. If it was digital we would be in trouble.

JJK

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"Cartridge" ("needle" has 3 less letters)

 

 

"Cartridge"

 

"Cart," as in "I got a new cart."

 

It always leaves me wondering "did you also get a new donkey with that new cart?"

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"Cartridge" ("needle" has 3 less letters)

 

 

"Cartridge"

 

"Cart," as in "I got a new cart."

 

It always leaves me wondering "did you also get a new donkey with that new cart?"

 

I'm with you there brother....

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Thebes is a ruined temple to a forgotten god.

 

LOL! I feel that way almost every morning.

 

Two other audio words that really should go:

 

"Neutral".  It's audio not a car for cryin out loud.  How about "disappears" even though it has more letters.

 

"Black"  Too much room for confusion. Are we say talking about "brooding" or "noirish" or "scary", "silent" or  "African American"

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here ya go ...

 

"Amazing" - it's the new "awesome". Ditch both. Not every idiot who writes a flavor of the month song is amazing. Nor is the output of said writing.

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Three more that need using less.

Hero.

Miracle.

Thank god. (especially in the context of a disaster, where others perished)

Sorry just realised this is for "audio" related terms....my bad.

Edited by oldenough
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"Neutral". It's audio not a car for cryin out loud. How about "disappears" even though it has more letters.

 

Seriously agree hear.  Always preferred "transparent" as being precisely what I mean. 

 

Dave

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