CECAA850 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Don't sweat the petty stuff Don't pet the sweaty stuff! HEY!!! Where have I heard that before?????? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Show is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 It would be like 9-11 times a thousand. That's right, 911, 000. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 "No. Holding hands will be fine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I have a pool and a pond…..the pond would be good for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Want to make 18 dollars the hard way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share Posted July 24, 2015 "A postitute will stop screwing you, once you're dead." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted July 24, 2015 Moderators Share Posted July 24, 2015 She's busy, she's inside weighing the mailman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share Posted July 24, 2015 "If you give me a few seconds, I think I can get both with one shot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 25, 2015 Author Share Posted July 25, 2015 "I am hung; that's why she cuts the grass." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 My dad has 2, a little one like mine and a big one he uses to brush mom's teeth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 26, 2015 Author Share Posted July 26, 2015 "Oh, we're using his clock for a fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Can't eat em all at once! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 It's not bad for a priest in a small town 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 27, 2015 Author Share Posted July 27, 2015 "He said 72 Virginians." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS121996 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Don't sweat the petty stuff Don't pet the sweaty stuff! Pet the sweaty stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS121996 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 So a little Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon doing Karnack? The answer is cockrobin The question is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS121996 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 What are you putting in my mouth Batman? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Well, a band of sneaky pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The clam digger shucks between fits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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