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That story about the attempted rape of a male pitbull should spawn any number of inappropriate social justice warrior, rape culture, sexist, homophobic, juvenile jokes, so I won't be commenting.   <_<

 

I mean geez, the guy called the pit bull "sexy."

 

Now if it was a sexy poodle, yeah I can see that, but a pit bull? 

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Most of these stories are fictional.  Not much different than the National Enquirer at the grocery store checkout.  A few weeks ago it was the same story, but a 37 year old guy in Florida. :o

 

http://www.snopes.com/florida-man-pit-bull/

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That story about the attempted rape of a male pitbull should spawn any number of inappropriate social justice warrior, rape culture, sexist, homophobic, juvenile jokes, so I won't be commenting.   <_<

 

I mean geez, the guy called the pit bull "sexy."

 

Now if it was a sexy poodle, yeah I can see that, but a pit bull? 

 

 

 

I guess there was a Zappa song titled "Dirty Love" that made some sort of reference to a Poodle; however, as the lyrics in this song state, "in this part of town, a poodle could wind up at Burger King."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I think it was last week that the Empire Herald ran the story that claimed a couple, high on "Crystal Meth," had attacked and partially eaten a homeless man in Central Park.

 

"We found a couple that met the description of the 911 reports we had been receiving," said Patrolman Sanchez. "My partner and I identified themselves and asked the couple to turn around. When they did, their faces were covered with blood and we heard the homeless man was crying for help. From what we could initially see, the two perpetrators had already eaten off every single one of the homeless man's fingers and began chewing off his toes when we arrived on the scene."

 

 

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