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I've Turned It Over to the Geologists


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The last time my ears were cleaned was during the Johnson Administration.  This weeks canal rotor rooter resulted in the removal of a plug of striated wax of extraordinary size.  It will be used as a core sample to study climate change over the last four decades.

 

It appears that my donation has so excited the scientific community that I am to be feted at this years Geologist convention.

 

The downside is that now that my left ear is clear, my entire system will have to rebuilt from scratch do to a dreadful imbalance in imaging.

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Lol. About a year and a half ago I had a tympanoplasty That didn't work, so it sounds like I have my hand over my left ear constantly. Maybe if we put our heads right next to eachother, the symbiotic resonance would make it possible for us to both hear!

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The last time my ears were cleaned was during the Johnson Administration.  This weeks canal rotor rooter resulted in the removal of a plug of striated wax of extraordinary size.  It will be used as a core sample to study climate change over the last four decades.

 

It appears that my donation has so excited the scientific community that I am to be feted at this years Geologist convention.

 

The downside is that now that my left ear if clear, my entire system will have to rebuilt from scratch do to a dreadful imbalance in imaging.

 

I hear yah. Yes I know it's lame.

JJK

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