Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 On 8/29/2017 at 10:05 AM, A1UC said: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Are they mutually exclusive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Thank you ATnT for not delivering what was important 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Denied 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Dave's not here 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Your kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Nope, just thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 It would be funnier if they were your kids. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Mine are in their mid 20s, so if they looked like that, I wouldn't find it as funny. Mine knew that I'd send them off to military school with that Finkelstein kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 i just watched that yesterday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-js- Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Maybe this is wrong but I thought it was funny. At least a little bit. Happy Halloween y'all :-) 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there ?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump." "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me. . . . " "Oh, really! What did he say?" He said: "Who f***ed up your hair?" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 SMH Found this in page 5 on this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Woofers and Tweeters Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Yes, it needs a ? not a ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba". Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N910A using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gilbert said: A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba". Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N910A using Tapatalk That's a keeper.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I've gotta good one about a brother and sister who begged their dad to let them go to the prom, but I can't say it in here. Heard from a lawyer bud, and it even made me blush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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