Jeff Matthews Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, mungkiman said: Speaking of onuses... or is that onera? I think it's onae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 We all have opinions... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windashine Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Jeff Matthews said: No!!!!!! Don't bait him. He's been in agony lately, speaking in riddles about verboten subjects. That's just Oldie suffering forum burn-out. 😁 Consider the source from one who posts hippo sharts. (and a lawyer)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, oldtimer said: 2 hours ago, Jeff Matthews said: No!!!!!! Don't bait him. He's been in agony lately, speaking in riddles about verboten subjects. That's just Oldie suffering forum burn-out. 😁 Consider the source from one who posts hippo sharts. (and a lawyer)... At least you won't hear me talking about _______. You know I'd never talk about ______. If you think ______ is a fool, you didn't hear it from me. I'd never mention ______ on this forum in a million years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 LOL, a good drummer would have caught that---it was a segue to lawyer jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, oldtimer said: LOL, a good drummer would have caught that---it was a segue to lawyer jokes. Lawyer jokes are offensive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 What is brown and sticky? . . . . A stick All ages approved and still bordering on a 💩 joke. Perfect for you jokers 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted September 12, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 12, 2018 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-js- Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK. enjoy. The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.” Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t|+$ are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickdj1 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Here is on I ran across: "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies. "No," says the friend, "people don't die of syphilis anymore." The angry biker replies, "They do when they give it to me!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickdj1 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Drum roll.......I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasDom Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Mrs. Johnson goes to a brand-new gynecologist. He examines her. He says, "My God, Mrs. Johnson, that is the hugest ****** I have ever, ever seen." When she gets home, she decides to have a look for herself. She takes down a huge mirror off the wall, puts it on the floor, takes off all of her clothes, and stands on the mirror. She's just about to look down when her husband walks in early from work. He says, "What are you doing?" She says, "Ummm...I'm just exercising." He says, "Well, be careful not to fall in that big @ss hole in the floor." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBCODD Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Shout out for @BigStewMan https://www.duffelblog.com/?s=Coast++mostly+saves+very+stupid+people 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 What is the difference between a clam digger with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The clam digger shucks between fits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 hunters shoot a deer. As they are celebrating the kill clouds gather, then part and and angel comes down from heaven and scolds the 2 men for needlessly killing one of God’s innocent creatures. The 2 men heave their guns as far as they could, drop to their knees and beg for mercy, the angel assents and vanishes. Amazed and awestruck the 2 head back to camp. Along the way they see a bear and the bear gives chase. It wasn’t long before they knew the bear was winning so they stopped dropped to their knees once again and prayed, “Lord make this bear a Christian”. At that moment the bear stopped and stood erect, it’s paws reverently reaching for heaven and the bear said, “Lord thank you for this meal I am about to eat”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I put spot remover on my dog. Now, he's gone..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.” The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!” The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” “You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted. Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!” She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?” The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Can you make that a little bigger? I don't have my glasses on and I couldn't see it from accross my house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It wasn't a video, give him more practice at prose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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