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Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. Nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirt and midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots

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