Dave1290 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 HAHAHAHAHA! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted October 23, 2018 Moderators Share Posted October 23, 2018 One day this will be my wife 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jirachi Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 How do people from (insert your choice of state here) celebrate Halloween? Pump kin..... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oldtimer Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Lucky bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Lucky bastard. Agreed. More than I won. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 15 hours ago, Woofers and Tweeters said: Agreed. More than I won. More than I lost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 hours ago, CECAA850 said: More than I lost. I donate here at work, I don't want to be here alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Trick or Treat??? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 5/16/2018 at 3:30 AM, dirtmudd said: this is no joke..... When I lived in Quebec City in the Sixties, when the waitress in a restaurant brought your bill, she'd usually ask how much you'd like her to make the receipt out for. It need not bear any resemblance to what you had actually paid. This would even happen in cheap diners, not just fancy eating places. There may have been some low-level widespread corruption happening. In the last five years, some mayors in the province of Quebec have gone to jail over corruption charges, so not much has changed since back then. Hmm, that's no joke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 1/22/2018 at 1:48 PM, jimjimbo said: That's a keeper.... Tonto Gonzales. There's an earlier version that has Jewish men acclaimed for performance, so he introduces himself as Tonto Goldstein. My Jewish buddy thought that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parlophone1 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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