Marvel Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 So... there used to be a nice joke thread. Anyway, this may be a repeat... It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.'That''s cool.' says Bobby.Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?''Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!' 9 3 Quote
JL Sargent Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 (edited) "What we've got here is failure to communicate!" Edited June 29, 2016 by JL Sargent 2 Quote
Moderators dtel Posted June 29, 2016 Moderators Posted June 29, 2016 There you go, bumped up or here https://community.klipsch.com/index.php?/topic/91918-for-fini/page-37?hl=+for%20+fini Quote
Dr Morbius Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Question: What came first, the chicken or the egg? ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Answer: The Rooster. 2 1 2 Quote
oscarsear Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 The social worker from adult protective services asked the old lady if she was having trouble affording her food. The elderly lady nicely replied 'no, that she just needed to be frugal was all'. Then it dawned on the social worker that she'd been snacking from the peanut bowl on the coffee table and she thought she'd better ask before having another.......... "may I have another peanut?" The old lady replied "have as many as you like, I already sucked all the chocolate off of those ones". 9 4 Quote
MORE KLIPSCH PLEASE Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 ^^^^^^^^^lol lol^^^^^^^^ That's a good one oscarsear MKP :-) Quote
minermark Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Iv got a couple, but the last time posted, Warning Point Time. 5 2 Quote
Marvel Posted June 30, 2016 Author Posted June 30, 2016 You mean I managed to get MM out of thw woodwork? Bruce 2 Quote
Karsoncookie Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 I would contribute, but don't want to kill anybody in a funeral home, or something like that. Lars 1 Quote
Gnote Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 Good to see MM back ! Hopefully you stick around 1 Quote
MORE KLIPSCH PLEASE Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 Iv got a couple, but the last time posted, Warning Point Time. MY MAN.... Ya Coming around for coffee in the AM ?? MKP :-) 1 Quote
Moderators dtel Posted June 30, 2016 Moderators Posted June 30, 2016 You mean I managed to get MM out of thw woodwork? Bruce Good job Marvel Good to see you Mark, things been going OK, I doubt you have moved yet, I think it was next year ? 1 Quote
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted June 30, 2016 Moderators Posted June 30, 2016 Good to see you Mark 2 Quote
ratcobob Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 Iv got a couple, but the last time posted, Warning Point Time. I got spanked last time too 1 1 Quote
CECAA850 Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 Iv got a couple, but the last time posted, Warning Point Time. Who's the new guy? 2 Quote
Paducah Home Theater Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) A Kentuckian and a Hoosier was fishing on the banks of the Ohio River. Kentuckian invites the Hoosier over to his side, saying the fish are biting and they're bigger over here anyway. Hoosier says no thanks, he's got a couple nibbles plus he's got no way of getting over there. The Kentuckian, laughing to himself, says well, how about I just shine the flashlight over there, and you can walk over on the beam of light. The Hoosier thinks to himself for a minute, then in all seriousness says no, I know you Kentuckians, I'll get halfway across and you'll turn the flashlight off. Edited June 30, 2016 by MetropolisLakeOutfitters 3 1 3 Quote
MyOwn Posted June 30, 2016 Posted June 30, 2016 Iv got a couple, but the last time posted, Warning Point Time. MM....how the hell are you? 1 Quote
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