Dave1290 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBCODD Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 True storey, but amusing.... Had the most amusing con today. After going ISO a fuel line for da kids car, (O'Reilly's, Auto Zone and two NAPAs) ; I found the Hose Master. Toyota wanted $250 and three days. The Hose Master cut the fittings from the old line, brazed them to threaded fittings and fitted a hose between them. For $45.00. In 60 minutes. The Hose Store, 302 East Baseline, Mesa Az, 487-5800. Great service, and comedy too. Hose Master: " I can give ya another inch on that hose if ya want." Me: "Better make it two; ya can never have too much hose." Master: " Yeah, we can do that." 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasDom Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, JBCODD said: True storey, but amusing.... Had the most amusing con today. After going ISO a fuel line for da kids car, (O'Reilly's, Auto Zone and two NAPAs) ; I found the Hose Master. Toyota wanted $250 and three days. The Hose Master cut the fittings from the old line, brazed them to threaded fittings and fitted a hose between them. For $45.00. In 60 minutes. The Hose Store, 302 East Baseline, Mesa Az, 487-5800. Great service, and comedy too. Hose Master: " I can give ya another inch on that hose if ya want." Me: "Better make it two; ya can never have too much hose." Master: " Yeah, we can do that." Yes, a couple of extra inches to play with beats one... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Jeez pal - there’s NO reason to tailgate me when I am doing 55 in a 35.......... AND - those lights on top of your car look ridiculous!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 When your wife says, “gimme just 5 minutes” - think 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their ‘time-outs’. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 "Good morning, Ladies." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Told my friend "I got a NiB Colt M4A1 for my wife." He sez "Good trade." 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 This is a story about a Roman. His name was Herman. His name was Roman Herman. The fad of the era was berries. People collected berries. They were a status symbol. One day, while Roman Herman was roaming the outskirts of Rome, he spied a berry. It was the most beautiful berry he had ever seen. He took the berry and brought it to his wife, who loved berries. She saw the berry. She praised it. She said "That's an awful nice berry you got there Herman!" Pretty soon, word got around about the berry. People came from all over Rome to see the berry, and to praise it. One night, there was a menacing knock on the door. It was late. Herman opened it. He said "Who are you?" They said "We've come for your berry." He says "It's not my berry, it's my wife's berry. Have you come to praise her berry?" They say, "No, we've come to seize her berry, not to praise it." I first heard this joke delivered by Flip Wilson. I was reminded of it by a post in the CC&C thread by Andy @HDBRbuilder regarding Yamaha “Ear” speakers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/he-was-coming-right-at-me-alligator-encounters-are-on-the-rise-in-florida/ar-AAC2xVZ?ocid=spartanntp god forgive me but this reminded me of the toddler at Disney. I am still lol. On the subject of god, this is most likely his solution for yankees who move to florida to retire. God bless himself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Here's another one, regarding a term bandied about lately. Once again, vocabulary is not his strong point. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2381 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 #MeToo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted May 29, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 29, 2019 Alligators love Canadians, they have that imported taste. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 The nicest part about having me around is that others are given the opportunity to improve. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 “Did you jump? A little, at first.” 😯 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 She said we met at a ‘vegetarian’ meeting but to the best of my recollection I had never met herbivore - 🤪. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Is the tweet a joke or is the tweeter a joke? We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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