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15 minutes ago, dtel said:

A Pastafarian, and  the Flying Spaghetti church.       

 

                       https://www.foxnews.com/us/pastafarian-pastor-leads-opening-prayer-before-alaska-government-meeting

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I work for Intel in their factories here in Az. The overall business unit is Arizona Fab, Sort, Manufacturing, or AzFSM. Employees were given windshield sunscreens with the AzFSM logo. My younger son saw them and said "Dad, I didn't know you worked for the Arizona Flying Spaghetti Monster" Many LOL's were had.

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An audiophile is walking on the beach and he finds a bottle. He picks it up and  immediately a ghost appears: "You can make two wishes." 

"Wow," says the audiophile, "I want world peace."

"That's too hard," says the ghost. "What's your other wish."

"I want speakers that will play back all my recordings as they are supposed to sound."

Ghost: "What was your first wish again?"

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