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On 7/16/2019 at 9:56 AM, oldtimer said:

I remember we used to laugh at Kiss and the Kiss book cover and notebook toting dorks.  Meanwhile Kiss was laughing all the way to the bank.  Ha!  Remember they had their own cartoon, just like the Jackson Five and Josie and the Pussycats?....

 

KISS even had a comic that had ink containing some of their blood.  Just to seem a bit hardcore, right?

 

BTW, what do/did KISS and A. Hitler have in common?  They both practiced their stage moves in front of a mirror.  No joke.  True story.

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5 hours ago, Islander said:

 

BTW, what do/did KISS and A. Hitler have in common?  They both practiced their stage moves in front of a mirror.  No joke.  True story.

 

I suspect, based on listening to both, that SHitler could probably sing and play instruments just as well as that band of clowns. Too bad he turned out to be a megalomaniac murdering people just because they were different than him.

 

Wb

 

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Ok, true story...

 

In grade 6 my schoolbus driver gave all the guys a Kiss poster for Christmas. I can’t remember what she gave the girls...


A kid from another stop got on and said his bus driver only gave them boxes of Turtles chocolates and asked if anyone wanted to trade. 
 

I eagerly took the trade!


Only to look up into the big bus driver mirror and see the bus driver giving me my first “look that could kill.”

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