DizRotus Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 On Hollywood Squares, when told that scientists discovered new evidence indicating human evolution was much older than previously believed, Jan Murray replied, “They found a tube of Preparation C.” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Islander Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 9:56 AM, oldtimer said: I remember we used to laugh at Kiss and the Kiss book cover and notebook toting dorks. Meanwhile Kiss was laughing all the way to the bank. Ha! Remember they had their own cartoon, just like the Jackson Five and Josie and the Pussycats?.... KISS even had a comic that had ink containing some of their blood. Just to seem a bit hardcore, right? BTW, what do/did KISS and A. Hitler have in common? They both practiced their stage moves in front of a mirror. No joke. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfbane Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Islander said: BTW, what do/did KISS and A. Hitler have in common? They both practiced their stage moves in front of a mirror. No joke. True story. I suspect, based on listening to both, that SHitler could probably sing and play instruments just as well as that band of clowns. Too bad he turned out to be a megalomaniac murdering people just because they were different than him. Wb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff. Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Ok, true story... In grade 6 my schoolbus driver gave all the guys a Kiss poster for Christmas. I can’t remember what she gave the girls... A kid from another stop got on and said his bus driver only gave them boxes of Turtles chocolates and asked if anyone wanted to trade. I eagerly took the trade! Only to look up into the big bus driver mirror and see the bus driver giving me my first “look that could kill.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Klipsch Social Posted November 13, 2019 Moderators Share Posted November 13, 2019 Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" "No sun." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 VINTAGE AIR GUITAR ON CRAIGSLIST, $799 Some wag in Illinois’ Champaign-Urbana area has put up an ad on Craigslist for a sweet “Vintage Air Guitar” that his uncle gave him after securing it at a Thin Lizzyconcert in the 1970s. The instrument is described as a “chick magnet.” Because of the high value of this item, the seller requests “no lowball offers or scams please.” Here’s the description, in full: Reluctantly parting with this awesome vintage air guitar. My uncle saw some dude in the audience playing this at a Thin Lizzie concert back in the 70s. Long story short, my uncle ended up trading the dude a lid of Acapulco gold for it and then gave it to me about 20 years ago. I’ve taken it to more concerts than I can remember and always get great comments about it. It’s definitely a chick magnet, especially if you’re working the has-been tour circuit (Rick Springfield, Bon Jovi, Kansas, Cheap Trick, whatever). The only reason I’m selling is to fund my lifelong dream of an overseas snipe hunt. Otherwise I’d never let this one go. No lowball offers or scams please. (BTW This has nothing to do with Dave Hickey’s classic book of art criticism Air Guitar, which is available used on Amazon for less than four bucks.) If you buy this you can train for the annual Air Guitar World Championships. The current titleholder is Kereel “Your Daddy” Blumenkrants, watch his prize-winning performance here: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 That's not air guitar, that's a porn film. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 the air guitar tuners are very pricey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: the air guitar tuners are very pricey. They are the same price as a skin flute tuner. Well kept secret. People think you have to specifically buyer one for an air guitar pffffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 23 minutes ago, Westcoastdrums said: They are the same price as a skin flute tuner. Well kept secret. People think you have to specifically buyer one for an air guitar pffffff So is it better to have roses on the piano or tulips on the organ ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEH Synergy Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Just now, dirtmudd said: So is it better to have roses on the piano or tulips on the organ ? Lips on the male organ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Klipsch Social" trying to participate as a "member". 8 hours ago, Klipsch Social said: Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" "No sun." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 What’s the word,,,,,,??? Bazinga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Thaddeus Smith said: "Klipsch Social" trying to participate as a "member". LOL. You have to ask yourself. Why now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 No, I don't because Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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