Sancho Panza Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 & a bottle of Rhum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, NADman said: HoHoHo Now that would be worthwhile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted December 1, 2019 Moderators Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 hours ago, NADman said: HoHoHo Pictures with satan is is bad enough but Captain Thunderpants will be there also. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlipschFish Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 On 11/30/2019 at 10:28 AM, MookieStl said: wow I must be slowing down, it took me a while and several read throughs to get that one. It's funny sometimes when I tell that joke to people. Some that take a while to see it get mad at me and say it's a dumb joke. It probably is dumb but I always thought it amusing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 I am sure it is completely different when someone tells it to you. When reading it, you don't put the emphasis on the right syllable. Any joke I don't get is a "dumb" joke, all the others are just jokes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 On 11/30/2019 at 10:28 AM, MookieStl said: wow I must be slowing down, it took me a while and several read throughs to get that one. don’t feel bad ... i read it for a few days before i just now got it. i like it though. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Figaro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 scotta muce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlipschFish Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 do the fandango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I will not contribute to this thing that you are doing, and frankly, I find it very very frightening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Thunderbolt and lightning 32 minutes ago, Pete H said: very very frightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I've had it now and just gotta get out of this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 If it's the last thing we ever do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 wrong song Unfortunately that's not a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, babadono said: wrong song Unfortunately that's not a joke. That said, you are the champion my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 That too is the wrong song 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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