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On 4/30/2020 at 7:48 AM, ledgerbench said:

Do anybody have a knock knock joke?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

 

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

 

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

 

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2 minutes ago, dtel said:

Or the Atlanta Falcons in the Superbowl. 

watched a show where Ahmad Rashad was telling about the first time he played the Raiders back in the 70s. He said he was sitting in a bar when some of the Raiders came in. He said these big, mean looking guys wearing leather jackets and sunglasses (at night) come in and he says to his teammate, “Man, they do look tough.”  His teammate said, “that’s just the coaching staff."

He also said when they left, one of the players walked into a closet thinking it was the exit. Rashad said that they waited several minutes until they drove away before any laughed. 

 

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