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I was at the zoo once when a hippo fired a cannon against a retaining wall lined with visitors.

 

I was about a football field away and heard what literally sounded like an explosion.

 

As I turned in the direction of the blast the crowd let out a moan while the cloud of atomized feces descended upon them.

 

Those who were able could be seen running for their lives.

 

...oh, the humanity...

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6 hours ago, geoff. said:

I was at the zoo once when a hippo fired a cannon against a retaining wall lined with visitors.

 

I was about a football field away and heard what literally sounded like an explosion.

 

As I turned in the direction of the blast the crowd let out a moan while the cloud of atomized feces descended upon them.

 

Those who were able could be seen running for their lives.

 

...oh, the humanity...

 

I felt juvenile the whole time, but this made me laugh.  I just hope my wife doesn’t ask me, “What’s so funny?”

 

 

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This was next to my front door this morning.  After staring at it for some time trying to determine if it is a leaf or a moth, a tiny voice asked to borrow a dollar.  I then decided to just leaf well enough a loan.

 

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