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OO1 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? John: I don’t know. Robert: Tea-shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oldtimer Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 The Penguin! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NADman Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Sancho Panza said: At least none of them made a 'Dust Bowl' out of the stolen land. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 A man is washing windows on the 25th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly, he slips and falls. He has nothing to cushion his fall, and no safety equipment—but he doesn't get hurt. How is this possible? A. He's washing windows inside the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 My wife and her friend were out to lunch when the temperature drastically dropped. They stood by her friend’s truck, shivering, while the friend searched for a key to unlock the door. My wife asked, “Can’t we sit in the truck while you find your keys?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand. As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, "Do you smoke?" "Yeah, a pack and a half a day," said the patient. Concerned, the doctor told him, "You should consider quitting." "No, it's OK," said the patient. "I smoke with my left hand." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 16 hours ago, sunburnwilly said: Awwww. Now, that’s just adorable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OO1 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, dtel said: hang on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OO1 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Happy 4th of July ---------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JJkizak Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 3 hours ago, EmilC said: I never thought I would see a Canadian beaver mover. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DizRotus Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 The beaver video prompted me to look for a cartoon that appeared in The Detroit Free Press many years ago. Cartoonist Richard Guindon was an area delight for many years. There is a road in southeast Michigan that traverses several of the northern suburbs of Detroit. It is called Sixteen Mile Road, but in Macomb County it’s known as Metropolitan Parkway, in Troy It’s Big Beaver, in Bloomfield Hills it’s Quarton Rd. The Guindon cartoon showed a couple in a car asking directions from a giant flat tailed beaver with a quizzical look on it’s face. The caption read, “Quarton, Quarton, Quarton?” A search of the Internet for the actual cartoon came up empty. Instead, I’ve attached a different Guindon cartoon to provide a sense of his drawing style and his humor. Also attached is a cartoon not by Guindon, but which seemed appropriate. FYI: Big Beaver is at exit 69 of I-75. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) USC Vs. Oregon State in a bowl game headlines: ‘C o c k s plow Beavers, or Beavers ride ‘C o c k s for easy win. Edited July 5, 2020 by Sancho Panza Gamecocks not allowed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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