Moderators dtel Posted August 9, 2020 Moderators Share Posted August 9, 2020 3 hours ago, mungkiman said: If only there was a treatment for glaucoma... There is preventive medicine for that that mostly only criminals can get in most states, one disease I will not get, if so someone's got some splanin to do like Ricky Ricardo would say. Reminded me of what I told a son in law once, I told him I was thinking about opening a glaucoma treatment center in Jamaica. He was from Saudi, he didn't get it so I told him I wanted to go to Saudi and open up a bar with ladies nights with free drinks for the ladies and half price for couples plus specialize in smoked pork lunches during the day. He just looked at me very seriously and said that wouldn't work, then he finally got it. . 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderators dtel Posted August 11, 2020 Moderators Share Posted August 11, 2020 It's the one that can afford a whole bathing suit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EmilC Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 16 hours ago, Dave1290 said: he could do better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Woofers and Tweeters Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Speaking of weed, did I post this before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 I don't remember. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, oldtimer said: I don't remember. Something about pot smoking affecting short term memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JBCODD Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 The struggle is real..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” the agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” he further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 an angry customer calls into the Pizza:restaurant Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread The restaurant owner takes the phone ,, Sir - did you open the pizza upside down 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 This is a true story. I was in Long Beach, CA once upon a time, I stopped at a Burger King. Guy in line in front of me is livid ... he's complaining because he ordered a chicken sandwich and got two buns AND NOTHING ELSE. Two dry buns wrapped in the paper. The lady worker tells him, you ordered a chicken sandwich with nothing on it. He says, "Yeah, but I want the chicken." She repeats, "you asked for NOTHING on it and that is what you got." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff. Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Similar thing happened to me at Bugger King years ago... Hit the drive-thru before a two hour road trip to visit my mom. Ordered two cheeseburgers and the voice asks “is that it?” My reply was “that’s everything.” Get on the highway, put the Cordoba in cruise, open up the bag and take a bite, not a single topping. Strange, I thought, maybe they remembered toppings on the second burger, nothing. Jettisoned the crow food out the window at 85mph. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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