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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

 

TWO

 

 

One to to hold the bulb. And one to drink until the room spins................

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20 hours ago, Dave1290 said:

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I remember shopping for records then going to the cash register and on the counter was a 3 foot high stack of the latest Beatles albums. Almost every person  grabbed one of those albums before cashing out and leaving the store.

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On 8/17/2020 at 1:25 PM, DizRotus said:

What’s the problem?  The trucks were traveling too fast to be able to stop in the assured clear distance ahead.

 

If you think I actually believe the foregoing, think again.

 

Peeps that do that sheet get theirs eventually. Hopefully no one else gets killed in the process.

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4 hours ago, RandyH000 said:
On 8/16/2020 at 7:01 AM, geoff. said:

Jettisoned the crow food out the window at 85mph.

I always order  plain Cheese burgers --

 

So your the one :lol:

 

3 hours ago, BigStewMan said:
7 hours ago, DizRotus said:

 

Does this mean we should ignore your other posts?

I figured that was already happening.

They can't say your not observant. 

 

No we really care, on a good day, it's like a Wednesday in Sept on leap years, we got you covered. 

 

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22 hours ago, dtel said:

They can't say your not observant. 

 

No we really care, on a good day, it's like a Wednesday in Sept on leap years, we got you covered. 

better scratch that one off your list too ... went to work one day and my wife rearranged the furniture in the living room -- and I didn't notice. Gotta love these conversations:

wife:  do you like the couch there?

me:  yeah, it's fine.

wife:  do you like the tv there?

me: yeah, it's fine.  why so many questions?

wife:  because when you left this morning, the couch was against that other wall and the tv was on that other wall. 

that's when you lose a lot of points for not noticing the wife's hard work.

 

As far as anyone caring ... I'm used to it.  guy's like me that don't seem to belong are used to living on the edges of whatever sub-culture we are in. we take what we can get until we get the boot.  been more than half a century -- don't suppose society is going to accommodate me now. and last time I looked outside and saw society --- can't say that I want to be a part of it. 

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