mungkiman Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 Is this any better, or is it still too "banned topic" adjacent? I simply find it funny but don't want the thread locked. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, RandyH said: two guys emigrate from Afghanistan to the US They say, let's meet in 10 years and see who has become more American. 10 years pass and they meet. One guy says " Today I went to McDonalds. Let's see you top that." The other guy says " You're still a Towel head" Nope - nothing offensive here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 38 minutes ago, richieb said: Nope - nothing offensive here? It seems weirdly offensive along with the suicide bomber comment... 37 minutes ago, RandyH said: Villager: **panic intensifies** "The goat's a liar!" Otoh, I thought this one was funny as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 A clown, me walks into a pub.. Lady says red, I say green. She spins and to delight of all, pours party from above. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted August 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 27, 2021 21 hours ago, RandyH said: two guys emigrate from A WTF? Are you serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted August 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 27, 2021 21 hours ago, richieb said: Nope - nothing offensive here? That's a joke right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted August 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 27, 2021 22 hours ago, mungkiman said: Is this any better, or is it still too "banned topic" adjacent? I simply find it funny but don't want the thread locked. It's a very fine line, but that there is dang funny, and it's not political. It's the responses that get into the merits where the problem lies. response that went into the merits, or lack thereof, would be venturing into the problem area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted August 28, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2021 @RandyH You apparently are not getting it. Stay out of the Jokes Section for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 ok .--Tx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted August 28, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2021 On 7/23/2021 at 1:05 PM, CECAA850 said: Same here. Self push and mulch. No spare Honda though. Fiskars baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiva Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 Heard a couple of drummer jokes on a youtube vid about drummers not too long ago. What do you call a drummer, who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless. What is the last thing a drummer says before he's kicked out of the band? Hey guys, "I've got a song" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1291 Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 What's the diff btwn a large pizza and a drummer? A large pizza will feed a family of 4! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DizRotus Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Chan was a poor farmer in Asia. To supplement his meager income from farming, he gathered teakwood to be sold in the village market several day’s journey from his home. One morning, he tied up two heavy bundles of teakwood to take to market. Chan kissed his wife and children before setting off for the market. After walking all day, Chan found a suitable spot to spend the night. He was glad to lay down the heavy bundles. After a small meal he fell asleep. In the morning Chan awoke to find the teakwood bundles missing. Where the bundles had been, Chan saw the footprints of a child. He followed the footprints for hours, puzzled by how a child could carry those heavy bundles. After several hours of tracking the footprints, Chan crested a rise and saw a short distance ahead a large bear with a bundle under each arm. To his amazement, the bear had small deformed paws resembling a child’s foot. The mystery of the missing wood was solved. There was a boy-foot-bear, with teak of Chan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelwjones Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 It may not be a joke, but I laughed out loud when I read this description in a US Audio Mart ad: Really have to listen to know how awesome these speakers are. Really? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Shakespeare was clever, but I find John Greenleaf Whittier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 30 minutes ago, DizRotus said: Shakespeare was clever, but I find John Greenleaf Whittier. That was a way obscure pun. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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