Jokes?

[JBCODD 948]

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[EmilC 701]

[JBCODD 948]

[DizRotus 9124]

26 minutes ago, JBCODD said:

 

I’ve got to disable the camera on this iPad.  Now, how do I turn on the bidet?

[wuzzzer 1826]

Jokes about poop aren't my favorite kind of joke.

But, they're a solid #2.

[JohnJ 11722]

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[wuzzzer 1826]

[babadono 6597]

Did you hear they're going to rename the Pacific Ocean to Lake Titicaca? Titi for China, Caca for America.

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[geezin' 166]

Guy comes home from work rolls through the door and yells "pack yer bags I won the lottery!" She replies "Great! Where we going?" He says "I don't care where ya go just get the hell out of my house!"

[BigStewMan 19783]

On 12/15/2020 at 7:47 AM, wuzzzer said:

in a gas station bathroom on I5 in California ... expensive Raybans fell off my head and skidding over to the side wall of a stall.My OCD kicked in and I froze.  I stood there and looked at them for a second then said to myself "someone is going to find a nice pair of shades."  

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[JohnJ 11722]

19 hours ago, BigStewMan said:

in a gas station bathroom on I5 in California ... expensive Raybans fell off my head and skidding over to the side wall of a stall.My OCD kicked in and I froze.  I stood there and looked at them for a second then said to myself "someone is going to find a nice pair of shades."  

I really miss my Glacier Glasses from the early 80s.

Only one other pair I've found made by Julbo from France had lenses comparable to those real sunglasses.

[BigStewMan 19783]

My favorite shades are really expensive and hard to find. Renauld Specatulars.  Johnny Depp wore them in the movie Rum Diaries. The RayBans that I mentioned above were not exact, but similar. 

 

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