twistedcrankcammer 2292 Posted December 11, 2020 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DizRotus 9124 Posted December 12, 2020 26 minutes ago, JBCODD said: I’ve got to disable the camera on this iPad. Now, how do I turn on the bidet? 2 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wuzzzer 1826 Posted December 12, 2020 Jokes about poop aren't my favorite kind of joke. But, they're a solid #2. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babadono 6597 Posted December 15, 2020 Did you hear they're going to rename the Pacific Ocean to Lake Titicaca? Titi for China, Caca for America. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geezin' 166 Posted December 16, 2020 Guy comes home from work rolls through the door and yells "pack yer bags I won the lottery!" She replies "Great! Where we going?" He says "I don't care where ya go just get the hell out of my house!" 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigStewMan 19783 Posted December 17, 2020 On 12/15/2020 at 7:47 AM, wuzzzer said: in a gas station bathroom on I5 in California ... expensive Raybans fell off my head and skidding over to the side wall of a stall.My OCD kicked in and I froze. I stood there and looked at them for a second then said to myself "someone is going to find a nice pair of shades." 1 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnJ 11722 Posted December 17, 2020 19 hours ago, BigStewMan said: in a gas station bathroom on I5 in California ... expensive Raybans fell off my head and skidding over to the side wall of a stall.My OCD kicked in and I froze. I stood there and looked at them for a second then said to myself "someone is going to find a nice pair of shades." I really miss my Glacier Glasses from the early 80s. Only one other pair I've found made by Julbo from France had lenses comparable to those real sunglasses. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigStewMan 19783 Posted December 18, 2020 My favorite shades are really expensive and hard to find. Renauld Specatulars. Johnny Depp wore them in the movie Rum Diaries. The RayBans that I mentioned above were not exact, but similar. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites