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The kind of people who would get them off your porch isn't going to have high enough numbers to make money that way.

 

Maybe $3-10

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My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer.

"I hope you win" was not the correct response.

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3 hours ago, geoffr said:

My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer.

"I hope you win" was not the correct response.

What did it cost you? Dinner? Vacation? Clean the house?

JJK

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23 hours ago, JJkizak said:

What did it cost you? Dinner? Vacation? Clean the house?

JJK

Reminds me of an old Joan Rivers joke that goes something like this:

”My daughter asked me what a blow job is and I told her a nice dinner out and maybe a piece of jewelry!”

 

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