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2 hours ago, CECAA850 said:

What do a gynecologist and a puppy have in common? 

 

 

 

 

 

They both have wet noses.

A member here has that occupation, he says it's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

He says think about it, do you take your car to the shop when it's detailed and running perfect ? He never sees detailed and running perfectly.  

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3 hours ago, DizRotus said:

A week from today I’m having HoLEP surgery at U of M Hospital to address BPH.  Apparently, my prostate is the size of a small Buick.  Hopefully, after the “non-invasive” surgery, the urge to use each restroom I pass will pass.

good luck Neil, hope it all turns out well.

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On 6/22/2021 at 5:21 PM, DizRotus said:

Hopefully, after the “non-invasive” surgery,

Good luck tomorrow Neal! My dad had that "euro-lift" procedure recently (is that what you are doing?)  and has improved his quality of life.

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My prostate is too large for UroLift or ReZum both of which are offered at The University of Michigan Hospital.  My surgeon will perform HoLEP surgery on my 92 gram prostate.  Thanks for your well wishes.

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Just now, richieb said:


Actually looks like ‘Heel And you maybe 30-40 years ago. Always knew you two were close friends - 

I told him to open up and say aaaaah and he bent over.  Go figure. 

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