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1 hour ago, babadono said:

What time is your procedure? It's tomorrow right?

 

Yes, Tuesday 6/29.  Arrive by 6:15 am for appointment at 7:00am, with surgery 1-3 hours. Discharge Wednesday after 11:00am.

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13 minutes ago, DizRotus said:

 

Yes, Tuesday 6/29.  Arrive by 6:15 am for appointment at 7:00am, with surgery 1-3 hours. Discharge Wednesday after 11:00am.

best of luck.

you got this!

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23 hours ago, DizRotus said:

 

Yes, Tuesday 6/29.  Arrive by 6:15 am for appointment at 7:00am, with surgery 1-3 hours. Discharge Wednesday after 11:00am.

Anyone have an update on this?

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From a dog’s diary …………

 

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

 

From a cat’s diary ……………


This is the 983 of my captivity.


My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

 

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

 

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

 

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. B@st@rds.

 

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

 

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow – but at the top of the stairs.

 

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

 

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…

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On 6/28/2021 at 8:16 PM, DizRotus said:

 

Yes, Tuesday 6/29.  Arrive by 6:15 am for appointment at 7:00am, with surgery 1-3 hours. Discharge Wednesday after 11:00am.

 

Hope it went well....you should hope that your Dr's actually graduated from OSU.....  they're accustomed to operating on Buckeyes.....

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2 hours ago, Coytee said:

 

Hope it went well....you should hope that your Dr's actually graduated from OSU.....  they're accustomed to operating on Buckeyes.....

 

Although born in Cincinnati, I don't consider myself a Buckeye.  Haven't lived in Ohio for six decades.

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24 minutes ago, DizRotus said:

 

Although born in Cincinnati, I don't consider myself a Buckeye.  Haven't lived in Ohio for six decades.

 

Born there too.....been gone for 37 years and still consider myself one.  When does that change? 

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18 minutes ago, Coytee said:

 

Born there too.....been gone for 37 yearss and still consider myself one.  Whet n does that change? 

 

For me 1960.  As a former Spartan wrestler, I love it that Sparty has beaten the Buckeyes in football, during a period that the Wolverines have not.

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