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I started dating a homeless woman. It's getting kind of serious, she just asked me to move out with her.

 

 

Did you hear about the mother who injected her daughter with botox? She lost custody of the child. When they showed the daughter on TV, she didn't look upset.

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On 8/29/2017 at 10:05 AM, A1UC said:

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I had seen this before on another audio forum. This cracks me up. I showed it to my wife one day. She was not amused. I was though   :  )

 

 

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2 hours ago, gottajam said:

 

I had seen this before on another audio forum. This cracks me up. I showed it to my wife one day. She was not amused. I was though   :  )

 

 

My wife cracked up when I showed her.

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Mine cracked up over the comic about choosing between her and the lp's.  She hasn't seen this one yet.

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7 minutes ago, oldtimer said:

Mine cracked up over the comic about choosing between her and the lp's.  She hasn't seen this one yet.

Still laughing about the records or the wife,lol... Hope it is here...:lol:

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Two of my favorite gender related audio jokes are cartoons.

 

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Honesty in Marriage 101
 

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her.

"Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million."

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied. "I don't care who left it to you."
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A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. 

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?

“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age."

His friend is really amazed and asks him how much younger he told her he was.

"Actually, I said I was 87!"

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22 minutes ago, Woofers and Tweeters said:

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I don't know.  He's lost a lot of Mylar.

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A man ran into his doctor's office one day, all excited. The nurse asked him what was the matter. "I have something wrong with my pecker," replied the man.
The nurse told him that he couldn't enter the office yelling things about his private parts & requested that he go back outside, enter the office again & say he had something wrong with, say, his ear. The patient went outside and returned.
"I have something wrong with my ear." 
"And what exactly is wrong with it?"
"I can't piss out of it," came the man's reply.

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