Jokes?

[JJkizak]

9 minutes ago, Marvel said:

The wife won't be happy when she gets home...

 

 

At least you cleaned up the mess.

JJK

[Marvel]

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1 hour ago, JJkizak said:

At least you cleaned up the mess.

JJK

I actually have a thick pine table top that is about the correct thicknesses for a tele style body. It has sentimental value for our family though, so I will not be cutting it up.

[Dave1291]

 

[rplace]

[NADman]

[Dave1291]

[rplace]

[blindman]

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal, "Whoever dares to jump, swim to the shore, and survive, I'll give you $1,000,000."

 

No one dared to move.

 

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water, and desperately swam, and made it to the shore, while being chased by all the crocodiles.

 

The owner announced, "We have a brave winner!!"

 

After the man collected his reward, he and his wife returned to the hotel.

 

Upon arrival, the manager told him that he had been very brave to jump.

 

To which the man replied, "I didn't jump, someone pushed me!" His wife smiled.....

 

Moral - Behind every successful man, there's a woman who pushes him!

 

[Dave1291]

[Dave1291]

[CWOReilly]

7 hours ago, Dave1291 said:

My boomer aunt……

[Shakeydeal]

I can taste that picture…….

[Zen Traveler]

17 minutes ago, Shakeydeal said:

I can taste that picture…….

Heavy sigh--I guess with cannaboid Gummies the next group of kids will be able to feel  their candy as well. 😎 I wonder what the generation after that will experience...🤔

[Dave1291]

37 minutes ago, Shakeydeal said:

I can taste that picture…….

Nope, gotta have a big handful of peanuts with it.  lol

 

14 minutes ago, Zen Traveler said:

Heavy sigh--I guess with cannaboid Gummies the next group of kids will be able to feel  their candy as well. 😎 I wonder what the generation after that will experience...🤔

SOMEone will have some witches brew concocted for sure.  Still have turkey for Thanksgiving?  THAT is the question.  Gently infused perhaps?  Not only will you want a nap but you'll be napping with your grin on.  😂😂😂  "Would ya look at grandpa smiling while he claims to be watching the gladiators play that ancient game they called football?  Look at him!!!"   

[the real Duke Spinner]

On 8/11/2024 at 9:33 PM, Marvel said:

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I actually have a thick pine table top that is about the correct thicknesses for a tele style body. It has sentimental value for our family though, so I will not be cutting it up.

Pine does not make for good sustain anyways

..Need a Hardwood for instruments

[JJkizak]

On 9/20/2024 at 11:45 PM, Dave1291 said:

These things have been around here before Santa Claus.

JJK

[Marvel]

7 hours ago, the real Duke Spinner said:

Pine does not make for good sustain anyways

..Need a Hardwood for instruments

It was a joke... however there a some luthiers building pine solid bodies from the material.

[the real Duke Spinner]

A friend has a Pine Guitar

A 'Barncaster'...Not impressive

[Marvel]

A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, “Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there's something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

😜😂😰

[Marvel]

On 9/23/2024 at 2:41 PM, the real Duke Spinner said:

Pine does not make for good sustain anyways

..Need a Hardwood for instruments

Don't tell Fender...

 

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