Mighty Favog 902 Posted September 20, 2018 I bought some used paint. It's in the shape of a house....... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mighty Favog 902 Posted September 20, 2018 (Punch-line only) Temperature??!! Well, doctor, when you pull that thing out of my wife, there better be some numbers on it. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jason str 2667 Posted September 21, 2018 Alright, whose church is >this< 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtimer 16417 Posted September 21, 2018 "a lot of times when you get annoyed, you spit at people." ???? I think I would cross this place off my list for somewhere to live. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babadono 6464 Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, jason str said: Alright, whose church is >this< doesn't @Speed live there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtimer 16417 Posted September 21, 2018 I think you are right. We'll have to ask him about all the Christian spitting there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Speed 202 Posted September 22, 2018 I do. It's 3.5 miles down the hill from me. That's just a good lesson... I'm going to forgive my beer, right now! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtimer 16417 Posted September 26, 2018 Second amendment remedies. Why aren't they being used? And the joke keeps talking. And the BS keeps piling higher. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtmudd 25030 Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 2:06 PM, jason str said: Alright, whose church is >this< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DizRotus 9046 Posted September 30, 2018 Washington’s dilemma whether to use a boat or walk is still being debated today; row vs. wade. 1 1 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldtimer 16417 Posted October 2, 2018 On 9/30/2018 at 4:12 AM, JBCODD said: At least it was a river back then. The latest meme I've seen is the current cnut in a boat crossing the sewer. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woofers and Tweeters 6046 Posted October 3, 2018 2 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woofers and Tweeters 6046 Posted October 3, 2018 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave1290 8860 Posted October 17, 2018 Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:1. Nose ring and bifocals2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirt and midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
